9: Send him 爱情 letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about 接吻 Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with 你 to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one 更多 thing.... RUN!!!
