暮光之城系列 Article: Cowboy?

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Cowboy?

posted by VoicesInMyHead

DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, 或者 Brokeback Mountain.

Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my 最喜爱的 movie. Naturally, he had chosen the 秒 one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.

Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, 你 have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."

It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.

(A/N For those of 你 who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)

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Cold Roses--Chp. 24: 邪恶力量爱情

posted by Summer_Leanne

Thankies to each of 你 for all the support! Believe me, I always take to 心 each of your 评论 <3 I hope 你 enjoy this one...there's something 你 didn't see coming in this chapter ;) Much 爱情 to y'all, from me!!
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Supernatural Love

“Summer, geez, would 你 wake up already?!” Alice fussed, shaking Summer’s shoulder. They were back in Forks, and, since Alice was such a speedy planner, Summer and Jake’s wedding 日 came along sooner than the couple expected. Summer tucked her face underneath the 枕头 and sheets, “Alice…please…sleepy.”...

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My Thoughts on The Twilight Saga

posted by mitchie19

The time I got obsessed with Twilight cuz it started the time I watched the movie, almost January 2009.
I got bored so I decided to watch and searched for DVD's in the shelves.
I saw Twilight and I don't have any idea what Twilight was. Actually its my dad who picked the Twilight DVD that 日 when my mom and dad went out to buy something. So I watched it.
Oh my gosh! Edward is so handsome and omg....I don't know anymore.
I was like "Gwapo!!" meaning handsome 或者 "pogi" in Filipino language.
Then I really got "kilig to the bones" kilig means 你 giggle and giggle like you're not yourself; I got really...

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Dear Diary:Chapter 7

posted by Jessie-Louise

Dear Diary,
I am so happy that the whole family now knows,i'm going for my first scan today.
Jacob,Mom,Dad and Billy are coming with me.
I can't wait,until the 秒 scan when I find out if my baby is a beautiful baby girl 或者 baby boy.
Ella Marie Black 或者 Justin Antony Black,there both perfect names for my child.
I still can't get over Billy Fainting last night,but at least he agrees with our decision.

Love Renesmee..x

Jacob and I got up and went downstairs for breakfast.
A nice bowl of cereal and a glass of fresh 橙子, 橙色 should do it.
Afterwards we went and got ready.
I Just chucked on a sweater and...

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Dear Diary:Chapter 6

posted by Jessie-Louise

It was the 下一个 day,i looked at my alarm clock it was 7.35.
Mom and dad had already woken,the smell of 培根 was lingering underneath my door. Dad walked in with a 培根三明治 and told me to wake up,but i was already awake i looked at him and smiled he handed me the 三明治 and sat down near me.
"I'm proud of 你 princess,i mean taking this baby on,you will be a great mother.Okay Jacob will be a great father too,Aha.Maybe this baby will bring me and jacob closer togeather and we could stop all this argueing."
Dad 说 to me in a happy voice.

Cough* Cough* i started to choke on my sandwich.
"...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Twenty-One)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
I sat all alone in the empty cell. Edward and Alice had left with Carlisle a while 以前 and Charlie was still doing some paperwork. I was waiting for him to let me out. I asked him for a soda but he didn’t give in. He gave me back my cell-phone and let me text and talk and e-mail and all that-but I wasn’t aloud to leave. I was now texting mom and was trying to call Edward-but every time I called I got a new text from Renée. Charlie came over to the cell and opened the lock. “Come out, Bells.” I smiled, “Finally! Can I go back to Alice?” He sighed, “Yeah. I heard...

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Famous reminder Chapter 4

posted by KatiiCullen94

Ok im sorry, for the wait, I just got hook on other and rah rah, Plus, i was 写作 my new one In the new world can 你 please tell wither 你 liked that?

ok, here where we go.

I stood in the middle of the stage, still, lifeless. Edward, Alice Jasper stood in front of me, no hallianation this time , but really there.
My 心 weeped for the final time.
Do i move, do i even think. Edward, stood as perfect as perfect as he always have been. His bronze hair still sat in the same style, his face still soo beautiful , and his eyes were my peace.
"ALICE!" i screamed. My best friend, i missed her...

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A youtobe Script(episode seven)I'd kill myself,Alice

posted by moolah

*episode seven*
*I’d kill myself, Alice*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was shaking now.
Jasper was squeezing my hands-tightly
Nothing made me feel better though.
Something lurched inside of me.
I was scared.
What if…what…if…I…died?
*done thinking*
Carlisle: *going across her stomach with the paddy thing* *gasps*
Alice: *gulps* Carlisle?
Carlisle: *whispering* Alice, I will be right back, honey.
Alice: *nods* Ok?
Carlisle: *leaves*
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what’s wrong with me? *crying*
Jasper: Ali, everything’s gonna be alright.
Alice: No! It’s not!
Jasper: Alice. I swear if anything happens...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
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[THREE]
    I followed him into the lab room, and realized Tabra and the body was gone. There was a note in his place. I walked to it, picked it up, and read it out loud.
    "I called 911. They are on their way to help 你 guys out. Jerek, 你 need to tell them about the phone call, that's all. I'll meet 你 back at headquarters, Cyd, put this note in your pocket once 你 have read it. Bye."
    "Now, we wait." Jerek said, and a tear slipped from his eyes,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY - SEVEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
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[TWENTY-SEVEN]
    When we woke up, we ate breakfast, and we all talked to Shropee about what's to come of this cult. She was happy to give us information, and I was glad she had some information so we knew 更多 about these cult people. I wonder if they figured out Tabra wasn't an investigator yet....
    "What's the info?" I asked.
    "This information 你 speak of, is highly dangerous. Just kidding, but I do have a few good things and a few bad. I looked...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY - SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
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[TWENTY-SIX]
    When we were finished, we dryed off, and jumped into bed.
    "Jerek?" I said, as he turned out the lights.
    "Yea?" He slipped into bed, and under the covers.
    "What do 你 think will happen with this cult?" I asked.
    "Hmm..." He said, tugging his 衬衫 off. "I'm not sure. I know there will be an all out war, probably bigger then the one we faced with Haus. What about you?"
    "Same...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY-FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY-FOUR]
(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret 图书馆 book case door.
    "Where do 你 think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY - ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY-ONE]
(THIS IS TABRA's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Hi there," I said, nodded, and they ignored me, walking straight past me, and into the kitchen.
    "DID 你 DO THIS!?" One yelled, and I knew that I was free and that that statement wasn't meant for me to answer. So, I made my way to the staircase and ran up the stairs to draw the 下一个 rooms on that level.
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(THIS IS IN CYD's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Good fighting." I commented, and...

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another emmett cullen 爱情 story chapter 13

posted by karpach_13

13 Honey Moon part 2

WARNING: This chapter will make 你 melt, I know this because it is my 幻想 with Kellan Lutz. Enjoy :)

Emmett smiles at 你 and gets the suitcases out of the back 座位 and tosses them on the the patio above 你 guys.

You-Emmett what are 你 doing?

He comes over to 你 in .10 and picks 你 up bridal style.

Emmett-I'm carrying my bride to the bedroom, that what a husband is supposed to do to his brand new Bride.

You-Oh well take me away handsome.

you giggle and Emmett opens the door, and carries 你 upstairs, he gently places 你 on the 床, 床上 and he goes to the patio and rings...

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another emmett cullen 爱情 story chapter 3

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 3.

"Emmett, why wouldn't I believe you?" 你 ask "because what 你 know is why we happen to be around." 你 look at him confused. "what do 你 mean....we..?" 你 say. "___, no matter what I tell you, 你 must have an open mind." "I will, just tell me, 你 can tell me anything Emmett." He looks at 你 and then closes his eyes. "___, my family and I are different, and what we areyou wont believe me until I 显示 you." He opens his eyes. "What is it?" he looks at you. "My family and I are....Vampires." "what do 你 mean, Vampires...?" 你 ask with no expression. "Vampires as in, blood drinking...

emmett cullen 爱情 story chapter 9

posted by karpach_13

After 你 hung up with your family 你 were still smiling to yourself.
Em: What did they have to say?
You: They can't wait for us to be 首页 and that they are all coming. Also, I am smiling ,because I get to be with the 爱情 of my life.
You went over and kissed him. He tried to break away but, 你 wanted more. He smiled into the 吻乐队（Kiss） and pulled 你 closer. 你 kissed him harder and pulled on his shirt. When 你 finally got it off it was in pieces. 你 heard him laughing under his breath. 你 tore 你衬衫 and clothes off. 你 both were in your under garments. 你 looked at the time and realized...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [SEVENTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
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[SEVENTEEN]
(ATTENTION: THIS PART IS IN TABRA's POINT OF VIEW! THANK U, 你 NOW MAY CONTINUE READING!!)
    I put on my disguise and got out of the van, walking up to the two guards with a clip-board in my hand, and a pen in the other.
    "You there, stop!" One of the guards said.
    "I'm sorry to stun 你 guys," I 说 in my best southern accent. "I just got a phone call a while back and heard ya'll got some bugs in there."
    "We do?"...

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True Lies, Teen Girls(Chapter Twelve)

posted by moolah

Made this...hope you like...:)

Bella’s P.O.V:
Edward towed me up to his bedroom and lay me on the bed, “I missed you.” He said. “I missed you, too.” He smiled. “Can I make up for that, love?” I nodded, “Yes. What were 你 thinking?” “This.” He tore my 衬衫 off and kissed me fiercely. “I 爱情 you.” He said. “Mmmhmm.” He kissed me more.
About nine hours later, when I fell asleep. I felt him stroking my hair and 接吻 me gently. I must’ve smiled in my sleep because I heard Edward chuckle.
In the morning I realized Edward had dressed me in his clothes and his underwear. The only thing of mine...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THIRTEEN]
    We got back, and everyone was playing the Xbox and some were even eating 或者 just talking. A few were playing board games, some were sleeping, some were just hanging out, while we, we were being afraid. Afraid of what's to come, afraid of what we'll face. We went to Jerek's room, and we all began talking about this new race of our lives.
    "Should we tell anyone?" Tabra asked.
    "We'll need there help." I added.
    "Yea....

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Cold Roses--Chp. 11: Gone for Good

posted by Summer_Leanne

While I was proofreading this chapter, it made me cry...lol. Enjoy! :]
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Gone for Good
“What are 你 doing here, if 你 don’t mind my asking?” Carlisle was not about to let him come close to Summer 或者 Chloe without intense interrogation. “I had to come see whether 你 have some beautiful girls of mine.” Summer’s head spun in circles; how come Manda hadn’t seen Aro coming? She hoped her friend was 安全 from the Volturi. Chloe was the only one incredibly pleased to hear her father’s voice. She would have called out to him, but her...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 10: Unexpected Reunion

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi again everyone! I honestly like this chapter because it's one of the turning points in Cold Roses. I hope 你 all enjoy it as much as I do! Thankies for 阅读 :D 爱情 each of 你 guys <333
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Unexpected Reunion
Summer drifted off to sleep eventually, the tears remaining in her eyes. She never wanted to hurt anyone, particularly not Jake. She woke up four hours later, unable to sleep much longer. She rolled to her other side and faced her already waking daughter. Chloe’s eyes were bright and shining at her mother, “Good morning, mommy!”...