Dear Edward
Edward, 你 are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that 你 wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but 你 started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after 你 met her. What were 你 protecting her from? oh right 你 were scared that she would die in her sleep 或者 something, would have been interesting to see how 你 would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether 你 drink human blood, animal blood 或者 any other blood. Its disturbing to know that 你 drink blood just think about it dude 你 drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even 更多 disturbing when 你 have to tell Bella 你 are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of 你 drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky 你 got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey 你 wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing 你 over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob 粉丝
Edward, 你 are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that 你 wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but 你 started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after 你 met her. What were 你 protecting her from? oh right 你 were scared that she would die in her sleep 或者 something, would have been interesting to see how 你 would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether 你 drink human blood, animal blood 或者 any other blood. Its disturbing to know that 你 drink blood just think about it dude 你 drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even 更多 disturbing when 你 have to tell Bella 你 are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of 你 drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky 你 got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey 你 wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing 你 over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob 粉丝
BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT 星, 星级 DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!
My 收件箱 started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even 说 condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous 名人 alone? GRRRR!!!!!!