I hit Alice with one of my pillows. She was still sleeping(or pretending to any way) and I hated to feel like I was the only one awake when I was sleeping over Alice's. I don't know why. "What!?" She yelled at me. I laid back down on my 枕头 and quickly closed my eyes. I soon awoke half an 小时 later, only to find Alice, who was already dressed and had on a light shade of grey eyeshadow ,and for some reason she was wearing rectangle glasses, like the ones I had.
"Hey! Why are 你 wearing my glasses?"
"Oh! 你 startled me! I 爱情 wearing your glasses! I like em'"
"I can see 由 all of the short black hairs stuck to the hinges."
"Ooops! Sorry."
"It's fine, 你 know I don't care."
"I know."
We walked downstairs, only to find Jasper with Jessica. Renesmee was chanting 'Jasper and Jessica sittin' in a 树 k-i-s-s-i-'
"Nessie!" Alice shouted.
"Hey Ali." Jasper said, as if nothing had happened.
"Jasper, don't call me Ali! That nickmane is for best 老友记 and boyfriends only!"
"Sorry, forgot."
"Yeah, I'm sure 你 did."
"Edward and Bella soon came downstairs and made everything worse."
"Hey! Why are 你 wearing my glasses?"
"Oh! 你 startled me! I 爱情 wearing your glasses! I like em'"
"I can see 由 all of the short black hairs stuck to the hinges."
"Ooops! Sorry."
"It's fine, 你 know I don't care."
"I know."
We walked downstairs, only to find Jasper with Jessica. Renesmee was chanting 'Jasper and Jessica sittin' in a 树 k-i-s-s-i-'
"Nessie!" Alice shouted.
"Hey Ali." Jasper said, as if nothing had happened.
"Jasper, don't call me Ali! That nickmane is for best 老友记 and boyfriends only!"
"Sorry, forgot."
"Yeah, I'm sure 你 did."
"Edward and Bella soon came downstairs and made everything worse."
*Lady gaga's clothes are better than Alice's clothes!
*Bella has a secretly crush on Rosalie!
*Jasper is a pedophile that's why he felt in 爱情 with Alice!
*Renesmee and Nahuel are a perfect couple
*Carlisle is gay!
*Esme has sex with Charlie every night!
*I think Felix is stronger than Emmett!
*Rosalie envies Tanya because of her beauty!
*Edward is in 爱情 with Leah!
*Rosalie thinks about Jacob while she's having sex with Emmett!
*Bella is getting wrinkly
*Aro is hotter than Edward!