What do u think of these 语录 i have recently found, and what 1's are ur favourtie?

Edward: Make her see sense
Jacob: Make Bella see sense, what universe do u live in ?

Edward:Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so hugely annoying

Emmett: Fall down again Bella ?
Bella: No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face.

Edward; I was just wondering why u stabbed him, not that i object

Jacob: Ur losing me Doc, can u dumb it down?

Jacob: 下一个 time u want to hit me use a baseball bat 或者 a crowbar okay ?

Bella: Dad , dont u have a baseball bat 或者 something in ur room ? i want to borrow it for a minute.

Jacob: What's for breakfast O negative 或者 AB positive ?

Leah: Mum dropped him alot when he was a baby
Jacob: On his head apparently

Edward: U could have called us
Jacob: Sorry, i dont have any leeches on speed dial

Alice: I feel so useless, so normal
Bella: I can;t imagine how that must feel. Being normal ? Ugh!
Alice: Bella's all about the extreme sports

how opposed are u to grand theft auto ?

Jacob: Does my being half naked bother u ?

Edward: Bella would u please stop trying to take ur clothes off

Mike: so did u stab edward cullen with a pencil 或者 what?

Bella: did u know that 'i told u so' has a brother too jacob his name is shut the hell up '

Jacob: seriously did u just stamp ur foot ? i thought girls only did that on tv ?

Jacob: Dead beat Rosalie: I’d like to beat u dead

Emmett: Did Edward tell 你 how many houses Rose and I s m a s h e d?

Bella: If i think about 你 tonight , it will be because im having a nightmare

Bella: So there are werewolf’s? With the full moon, silver bullet thing ? Jacob: real. So does that make me imaginary ?