Now onto Part 5, this is going to be a mix of inspiring and funny pictures. One of the pictures comes from simple 迪士尼 things tumblr, 你 should so visit that, it's nice. Other's I found on Pinterest, tumblr, and 你 should go visit those two. Really inspiring and funny, I hope 你 like it. I don't own anything, these pictures aren't mine, and I hope 你 visit part 6 coming very soon, and many 更多 too. Hope 你 get inspired, because that's the whole purpose. Thanks for tuning in!
爱情 ya *imaginary hug*
爱情 ya *imaginary hug*
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the 匡威 store 下一个 door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say 羊 吸血鬼 Rock on them. Yeah, I 爱情 the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with 羊 that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into 羊 吸血鬼 that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of 可乐 left from an 年 以前 shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or 你 shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, 或者 things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if 你 die from laughter, 或者 possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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匡威 is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My 老友记 all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
浓情巧克力 coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 爱情 Harry Potter
或者 was it 苹果 Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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匡威 is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My 老友记 all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
浓情巧克力 coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 爱情 Harry Potter
或者 was it 苹果 Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH 秒 最喜爱的 CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH 最喜爱的 CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND 最喜爱的 IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND 巢穴, den, 书房 I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA 粉, 粉色 YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!