HOW I SEE ALEJANDRO

"What're 你 staring at?" I snapped at the latino standing infront of me in the lunch line.

"You" he replied whilst smirking.

"Argh. Leave me alone!" I threw my hands in the air, and walked off towards the 表 of my friends.

"So, anything else he's tried?" Courtney asked, smirking.

"Nope, just staring at me again. I don't get it. Why doesn't he just go bug someone like Bridgette 或者 Lindsay?" I exasperated.

"Hey!" Bridgette whined, "I'm with Geoff"

"Oh, sorry" I apologised, my gaze drooping guiltily.

"It's ok" she smiled.

"Hey ladies," Duncan greeted, "Princess"

"Go away, ogre" Courtney hissed.

"No...

Dedicated to the stupidest person on earth :]


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*ringing phone*

Duncan: Mh.. I think It's mine..

Gwen: No, It's mine.. Hello.

Izzyfan909: 你 bitch, not, stupid, Duncan let Courtney be with!! Shut up!!

Gwen: Uh, excuse me?!

Izzyfan909: Not I excuse! 你 excuse!!!

Gwen: Uh.. *closes*

Duncan: Who was it?

Gwen: Somekinda girl that talks on a very strange english...

*Shrek's scene :D*

Duncan: Hah.. Probably a part of Courtney's ridiculous games.. Now where were we?..

Courtney: Duncan.

Duncan: *drops her* Ah...

Chris: Time for a song!!

Gwen: WE gotta sing even though TDWT enden?!? This sucks!

Duncan: Hey! Don't...

~DUNCAN'S POV~

Now, i've seen Courtney mad, pissed as hell even, but nothing could've prepared my ears for what damage she was about to inflict.

Damn, Hurricane Courtney: Destination: That 婊子, 子 Heather.

"HOW DARE 你 CALL ME A WHORE!" Courtney needed to calm down.

"Well, 你 shouldn't be touching other people's boyfriends with your whore-ish hands" Heather jeered.

God, if i could get away with murder.

"HE WAS THE ONE CALLING ME SLEEPING BEAUTY AND DARLING" she growled at the memory but a flicker of softness showed over her feature's, remembering me using darling as a pet name a few moments earlier,...

Biography

Duncan comes from a long line of cops. His dad is a cop. His mom is a cop. His uncle, aunt, grandma and cousins are cops. Like them, Duncan spends lots of time in police stations. The trouble is, Duncan feels 更多 comfortable on the 'opposite side of the law,' so his police station visits usually include a jail cell and a parole officer. Duncan's been getting into trouble since he could get his hands on anything that wasn't his. He bounced from school to school, racking up suspensions and expulsions -- and this was all pre-kindergarten! Yeah, Duncan is one tough costumer. He also has...

Chris: alright um who u guys *points to the 10 people*
Sweet:were the monster 4 band duh
*the 唱歌 note comes up*
Meat:u f***ing kidding me right
Heather:no he serious so sing *she claps her hands*
Meat:yo whats up people im meat and im the head singer
Kusher:im on 低音 drums
Bones: im on guitar
Noah:im with 识骨寻踪 im the 秒 吉他 player
sinto:im the manger
candy:im with kusher 低音 drums u heard
cebella:maracas girl here
Sweet:im on tambourine
sugar:im the dancer
Kenya:im the mistress and here we go kusher give us a beat
Meat:*starts to sing* im with the total drama guys they here to make millions...

Owen:It's creepy how they stand there,and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum,naked and pink

Noah:Hey buddy,
can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?

Owen:Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Noah:Don't kill him,Clown!

Courtney:No way,I can't strip him,Duncan will Freak!

Heather:And I'm allergic to uniform

Gwen:Okay,that just weak

Sierra:I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me

Gwen:Okay,so then I have to do it,uh,Hello?Injury!? Ow!

Courtney:If we're gonna find the clue...

Heather:There's only thing to do!

Sierra:Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney,Heather,Sierra:And,sorry, Gwen it's you

Gwen:Ow!...