Welcome to...Total Drama Hotel! The 4th season of Total Drama. As 你 all remember last time Ezekiel fell into the 火山 and Heather got no money....*flashblacks play* haha wow. But this time we're gonna have 11 old contestants and 10 NEW contestants........so stay tuned as the contestants compete in this crummy 1 星, 星级 hotel..right here right now on....TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL!!!
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Duncan: Im sorry Courtney but I have a new girl-friend now....and her name is Gwen.
Gwen: *holds Duncan's hand and blushes*
Courtney: Ugh....Im gonna call my lawyers and prooooove to them that cheating should be considered breaking-the-law!
Chris: Duncan,Gwen,Courtney welcome!
Courtney: Whatever Chris.
Leshawna:Got that right girl..Gwen i'm sorry but what 你 did was immoral and wrong...
Courtney: Thanks Leshawna I....
Leshawna: I never 说 I was your friend!
Sierra: Eeeeee! Another season with my Codekins!
Cody:She already explained the Coderra blog on the way here *sighs*
Chris: Sierra I see your hair grew back faster then Heathers.
Noah: Yeah...Sierra explains 更多 intereting facts about her *sierra voice* "Codekins".
Owen: *Laughs* Awww my buddy noah. *chuckles*
Alejandro: What kind of fair-maiden would push Alejandro Buerro Muerto down a 火山 and make him suffer from three months in a robo suit.
Heather: What evs....*both 交叉, 十字架 arms*
Chris: Season three's 最喜爱的 couple! Welcome back AleHeathdro!
Heather and Alejandro: Whatevs!
Chris: So much alike.....
Beth: 嘿 guys!
Sierra: Step away!
Beth: Huh?
Sierra: I already saw your affection towards Cody in season one!
Beth: Don't worry there's nothing going on between us.
Sierra: Yoou better hope so missy!