*Theme song plays*
Chris: welcome to TD vs wild
Chris: last episode we saw kayla take the drop of shame into Ireland
Chris: In todays episode no body is going 首页 but they dont know that HA
Chris: I 爱情 being evil
*In the Passenger hold*
Jessica: *looks out window* woah we going to the jungle
Cedric: I cant tell what jungle it is
Penny: *to cedric* oh why do 你 have to identify everything
Cedric: Cause I know everything
Penny: *giggles then smiles*
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *takes a drink of his soda* ugh
Ya'vanti: *to jake* something up dude
Jake: I just dont get why penny doesnt hang out with me as much anymore
Ya'vanti: Its proboly nothing
Jake: your proboly right
*On the other side of the room*
Talia: *giving the death glare to jordan*
Jordan: *scared to death of talia*
Mason: *watching them* *thinks* ahh the sweet smell of tension ha ha
Chris: everybody 报道 to the passenger hold
*Everybody shows up*
Chris: WE HAVE JUST BEEN HIT 由 A MISSLE EVERYBODY OUT OF THE PLANE!!!
Jake: ahhhh
Cedric: *kicks door open*
Cedric: penny 你 go first
Penny: look out below *jumps*
*Cedric and Jake jump next*
*Jessica and Mason jump*
Mason: great missles *Sarcastic*
*Talia jumps holding jordan 由 the neck*
Jordan: ahhhhhhhhh
Ya'vanti: *jumps* whats 下一个 on this f***ing show
*On the Plane*
Chris: *to chef* I wonder when there gonna relieze there is no missile
Chef: IDK
*In the Jungle*
Mason: what the plane didnt explode
Cedric: I hate chris
Chris: *appears out of nowhere* hello victims
Talia: ugh 你 again
Jake: great where are we next
Chris: Today we are in the jungles of vietnam
Ya'vanti: what???
Mason: where in a war zone??
Chris: not any more
Jordan: oh
Chris: today 你 just have to get across the jungle with out getting blown up 或者 caught in booby traps
Jordan: he 说 booby
Talia: *kicks jordan in the kiwis*
Jordan: ahhh *falls on the ground* 你 b****
Chris: stop the violence for now
Jake: 嘿 it was just getting good
Ya'vanti: yeah
Penny: 你 guys are mean
Chris: run through the jungle now!!!
*everybody goes into the jungle*
*camera goes to jessica*
Jessica: why did he say we could get blown up
Mason: cause there are like tons of abandoned land mines around here
Jessica: great were gonna die
*camera goes to jake*
Jake: *puts hand on rock* ugh man I hate the jungle
Ya'vanti: yeah its too hot and it all looks the same
Jake: *screams* ahh
Ya'vanti: what happened
Jake: I got bit 由 a snake
Chris: *yells through the jungle* Jake is out of this challenge
Jake: *walks to plane* do 你 have an antidote
Chris: IDK
Jake: ugh *goes on plane*
*camera goes to Penny and Cedric*
Cedric: be carefull its really overgrown here
Penny: I'll be fine *slips and twists her ankle* ahh
Cedric: *runs to her* are 你 ok
Penny: no I twisted my foot
Cedric: do 你 want me to help you
Penny: yeah that would be great
Cedric: *picks her up and looks into her eyes*
Penny: *kisses cedric on the lips* lets go get me out of here
Cedric: *carrying penny*
*camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Jordan: woah there are like caves every where
Talia: *still pissed* ugh
Jordan: whats your problem
Talia: what do 你 have thats so important
Jordan: *takes out cell phone and shows talia the video of Cedric and Penny kissing*
Talia: what the f*** that jerk *almost cries*
Jordan: now if 你 want revenge all 你 have to do is get cedric jelous
Talia: *sighs* I would never sink that low
Jordan: really 或者 are 你 just keeping up the tough act
Talia: *mad* fine I do want revenge!!!
Jordan: then make him jelous
Talia: ok
*at the finish line*
Chris: where are they
*explosion goes off in the jungle*
Mason: *lands infront of chris* Stupid mines *gets up* ugh
Jessica: 嘿 mason we got here first!!
Mason: yeah what ever
*Cedric, Penny and Ya'vanti 显示 up*
Ya'vanti" *out of breath* Stupid jungle I hate snakes
Cedric: 嘿 penny do 你 think 你 can walk
Penny: yeah maybe *stands up* ok I think im fine
*talia and Jordan 显示 up*
Talia: were here and alive
Jordan: I think ugh
Chris: it looks like Team Water wins again
Jordan: dammit
Ya'vanti: ugh jakes proboly going home
Talia: what happened to him
Ya'vanti: he got bit 由 a snake
Talia: ohh i hope he's ok
Jordan: *elbows talia in the shoulder* *whispers to her* hello the plan
Talia: right
*at the Elimination ceremony*
Chris: team 火, 消防 please vote now
*5 分钟 later*
Chris: ok here is how it went-
Ya'vanti- 0 votes
Jordan- 1 votes
Talia- 0 votes
Jake- 3 votes
Chris: woah so it looks like Jake would be going 首页 if this was an Elimination challenge
Everybody: what
Chris: Nobody is going 首页 tonight
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *has hand all bandaged*
Talia: Jake are 你 ok
Jake: i got bit 由 a snake
Talia: wow but I guess its nothing for 你 cause your big and strong *Hitting on jake*
Jake: yeah I guess *Bored*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: We will see 你 下一个 time on TD vs Wild!!
Chris: welcome to TD vs wild
Chris: last episode we saw kayla take the drop of shame into Ireland
Chris: In todays episode no body is going 首页 but they dont know that HA
Chris: I 爱情 being evil
*In the Passenger hold*
Jessica: *looks out window* woah we going to the jungle
Cedric: I cant tell what jungle it is
Penny: *to cedric* oh why do 你 have to identify everything
Cedric: Cause I know everything
Penny: *giggles then smiles*
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *takes a drink of his soda* ugh
Ya'vanti: *to jake* something up dude
Jake: I just dont get why penny doesnt hang out with me as much anymore
Ya'vanti: Its proboly nothing
Jake: your proboly right
*On the other side of the room*
Talia: *giving the death glare to jordan*
Jordan: *scared to death of talia*
Mason: *watching them* *thinks* ahh the sweet smell of tension ha ha
Chris: everybody 报道 to the passenger hold
*Everybody shows up*
Chris: WE HAVE JUST BEEN HIT 由 A MISSLE EVERYBODY OUT OF THE PLANE!!!
Jake: ahhhh
Cedric: *kicks door open*
Cedric: penny 你 go first
Penny: look out below *jumps*
*Cedric and Jake jump next*
*Jessica and Mason jump*
Mason: great missles *Sarcastic*
*Talia jumps holding jordan 由 the neck*
Jordan: ahhhhhhhhh
Ya'vanti: *jumps* whats 下一个 on this f***ing show
*On the Plane*
Chris: *to chef* I wonder when there gonna relieze there is no missile
Chef: IDK
*In the Jungle*
Mason: what the plane didnt explode
Cedric: I hate chris
Chris: *appears out of nowhere* hello victims
Talia: ugh 你 again
Jake: great where are we next
Chris: Today we are in the jungles of vietnam
Ya'vanti: what???
Mason: where in a war zone??
Chris: not any more
Jordan: oh
Chris: today 你 just have to get across the jungle with out getting blown up 或者 caught in booby traps
Jordan: he 说 booby
Talia: *kicks jordan in the kiwis*
Jordan: ahhh *falls on the ground* 你 b****
Chris: stop the violence for now
Jake: 嘿 it was just getting good
Ya'vanti: yeah
Penny: 你 guys are mean
Chris: run through the jungle now!!!
*everybody goes into the jungle*
*camera goes to jessica*
Jessica: why did he say we could get blown up
Mason: cause there are like tons of abandoned land mines around here
Jessica: great were gonna die
*camera goes to jake*
Jake: *puts hand on rock* ugh man I hate the jungle
Ya'vanti: yeah its too hot and it all looks the same
Jake: *screams* ahh
Ya'vanti: what happened
Jake: I got bit 由 a snake
Chris: *yells through the jungle* Jake is out of this challenge
Jake: *walks to plane* do 你 have an antidote
Chris: IDK
Jake: ugh *goes on plane*
*camera goes to Penny and Cedric*
Cedric: be carefull its really overgrown here
Penny: I'll be fine *slips and twists her ankle* ahh
Cedric: *runs to her* are 你 ok
Penny: no I twisted my foot
Cedric: do 你 want me to help you
Penny: yeah that would be great
Cedric: *picks her up and looks into her eyes*
Penny: *kisses cedric on the lips* lets go get me out of here
Cedric: *carrying penny*
*camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Jordan: woah there are like caves every where
Talia: *still pissed* ugh
Jordan: whats your problem
Talia: what do 你 have thats so important
Jordan: *takes out cell phone and shows talia the video of Cedric and Penny kissing*
Talia: what the f*** that jerk *almost cries*
Jordan: now if 你 want revenge all 你 have to do is get cedric jelous
Talia: *sighs* I would never sink that low
Jordan: really 或者 are 你 just keeping up the tough act
Talia: *mad* fine I do want revenge!!!
Jordan: then make him jelous
Talia: ok
*at the finish line*
Chris: where are they
*explosion goes off in the jungle*
Mason: *lands infront of chris* Stupid mines *gets up* ugh
Jessica: 嘿 mason we got here first!!
Mason: yeah what ever
*Cedric, Penny and Ya'vanti 显示 up*
Ya'vanti" *out of breath* Stupid jungle I hate snakes
Cedric: 嘿 penny do 你 think 你 can walk
Penny: yeah maybe *stands up* ok I think im fine
*talia and Jordan 显示 up*
Talia: were here and alive
Jordan: I think ugh
Chris: it looks like Team Water wins again
Jordan: dammit
Ya'vanti: ugh jakes proboly going home
Talia: what happened to him
Ya'vanti: he got bit 由 a snake
Talia: ohh i hope he's ok
Jordan: *elbows talia in the shoulder* *whispers to her* hello the plan
Talia: right
*at the Elimination ceremony*
Chris: team 火, 消防 please vote now
*5 分钟 later*
Chris: ok here is how it went-
Ya'vanti- 0 votes
Jordan- 1 votes
Talia- 0 votes
Jake- 3 votes
Chris: woah so it looks like Jake would be going 首页 if this was an Elimination challenge
Everybody: what
Chris: Nobody is going 首页 tonight
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *has hand all bandaged*
Talia: Jake are 你 ok
Jake: i got bit 由 a snake
Talia: wow but I guess its nothing for 你 cause your big and strong *Hitting on jake*
Jake: yeah I guess *Bored*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: We will see 你 下一个 time on TD vs Wild!!
