Jordan: Ray!
Ray: What?
Jordan: Noah wants to vote 你 off.
Ray: What???? WHy?
Jordan: Because 你 broke up with him.
Ray: how do 你 know?
Jordan: He told me. and he 说 he will go last in line to vote so he will change all the votes.
Ray: well looks like i'm gone.
Jordan: I'll miss you.
Ray: me too.
*confessionals*
Jamie: 射线, 雷 and Jordan told me about noah so i'm going to say bye bye Noah!
Bridgette: Rayven 迷失 the challange for us and she hirt a little bull, even though it could kill us in one secound. So bye bye rayven!
Rayven: what????
Bridgette: oops.
Rayven: Bridgette is votting me off so i'm votting her off!
Jordan: Curse 你 noah for going to change the 得票数 to Ray. shes very veyr very nice. no one should do that to ray. Bye bye noah!
Ray:*Cry* Looks like i'm leaveing but i'm just going to put my vote as Noah!
Less: I don't know who to vote off so i'm going to pick random................ looks like i got Bridgette!
Noah: Bye bye Ray!
*over*
Chris: Ok 你 all votted and here we go with the votes. I'm giving out what was on the bull. the first one gose to Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!
Chris: jordan!
Jordan: Yes! *looks at the thing he got* Cake!
Rayven: Whhy?????????????????????
Chris: Less!
Less: wo ho!
Chris: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Yes!
Chris: and.................................. Rayven!
Rayven: Yay!!!! I thought i would be off for sure.
Chris: 射线, 雷 and Noah one of 你 will jump off tonight........... wait Baby 射线, 雷 and Noah!
Ray: Not funny. Oh please pick someone so i could take this baby costoom off.
Chris: Ok! and the finle one gose to....................................... ................................................................................... ....................................... ........................ .......................... .......... RAY!
Ray: really???? But noah changes the 得票数 on me.
Chris: well we found the 得票数 in the tolet not flushed! and we fingered that Noah would vote off 射线, 雷 any way!
Noah: This is so not fare.
Chris: Get on your parashut and get ready to go.
*Noah gets on parashoot*
Ray: Noah wait!
Noah: what do 你 want?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Noah: No your not.
Ray: 你 shouldn't be leaveing it's my falt your leaveing.
Noah: Don't say that.
Ray: Please for give me.
Noah: No........................... *Ray 吻乐队（Kiss） noah*
Ray: Please.
Noah: aaaaaaaaaaaa......... *Chef pushed him off the plane*
Noah: I will never forget 你 Ray!
Ray: Me ether!!!!
Noah: win for me.
Ray: I promiss!
Noah: Bye........
Ray: Bye noah! I 爱情 you.
Noah: Me too!
*Ray starts to cry*
Bridgette: It will be ok Ray. It will.
Ray: Ok! Can i take off the baby sute off now?
Chris: sure! Jax 你 can take off your baby sute now!
Jax: yes!
Ray: What?
Jordan: Noah wants to vote 你 off.
Ray: What???? WHy?
Jordan: Because 你 broke up with him.
Ray: how do 你 know?
Jordan: He told me. and he 说 he will go last in line to vote so he will change all the votes.
Ray: well looks like i'm gone.
Jordan: I'll miss you.
Ray: me too.
*confessionals*
Jamie: 射线, 雷 and Jordan told me about noah so i'm going to say bye bye Noah!
Bridgette: Rayven 迷失 the challange for us and she hirt a little bull, even though it could kill us in one secound. So bye bye rayven!
Rayven: what????
Bridgette: oops.
Rayven: Bridgette is votting me off so i'm votting her off!
Jordan: Curse 你 noah for going to change the 得票数 to Ray. shes very veyr very nice. no one should do that to ray. Bye bye noah!
Ray:*Cry* Looks like i'm leaveing but i'm just going to put my vote as Noah!
Less: I don't know who to vote off so i'm going to pick random................ looks like i got Bridgette!
Noah: Bye bye Ray!
*over*
Chris: Ok 你 all votted and here we go with the votes. I'm giving out what was on the bull. the first one gose to Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!
Chris: jordan!
Jordan: Yes! *looks at the thing he got* Cake!
Rayven: Whhy?????????????????????
Chris: Less!
Less: wo ho!
Chris: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Yes!
Chris: and.................................. Rayven!
Rayven: Yay!!!! I thought i would be off for sure.
Chris: 射线, 雷 and Noah one of 你 will jump off tonight........... wait Baby 射线, 雷 and Noah!
Ray: Not funny. Oh please pick someone so i could take this baby costoom off.
Chris: Ok! and the finle one gose to....................................... ................................................................................... ....................................... ........................ .......................... .......... RAY!
Ray: really???? But noah changes the 得票数 on me.
Chris: well we found the 得票数 in the tolet not flushed! and we fingered that Noah would vote off 射线, 雷 any way!
Noah: This is so not fare.
Chris: Get on your parashut and get ready to go.
*Noah gets on parashoot*
Ray: Noah wait!
Noah: what do 你 want?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Noah: No your not.
Ray: 你 shouldn't be leaveing it's my falt your leaveing.
Noah: Don't say that.
Ray: Please for give me.
Noah: No........................... *Ray 吻乐队（Kiss） noah*
Ray: Please.
Noah: aaaaaaaaaaaa......... *Chef pushed him off the plane*
Noah: I will never forget 你 Ray!
Ray: Me ether!!!!
Noah: win for me.
Ray: I promiss!
Noah: Bye........
Ray: Bye noah! I 爱情 you.
Noah: Me too!
*Ray starts to cry*
Bridgette: It will be ok Ray. It will.
Ray: Ok! Can i take off the baby sute off now?
Chris: sure! Jax 你 can take off your baby sute now!
Jax: yes!
As 你 may of have guessed 由 the title, 你 can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
![I haven't seen Jamizie since January, and look at her! [1 is when she was 12, the other 14]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/I-haven-t-seen-Jamizie-since-January-and-look-at-her-1-is-when-she-was-12-the-other-14-total-drama-island-13793883-457-500.jpg)
