Chris: G'day VICTIMS! And will be for our veiwers!Today we'll be getting 3 new innocent little *censored*. We have two guys and one girl.
Everyone please welcome to the Total Drama Details breakfast table, NOAH, EZEKIEL AND SAHMI!
Everyone: WHAT?!
*Confessionals*
Mizzie: This wrecks my chances! EFF THAT!
Annie: WHat?! No....
Addrey: OOOOOOH! NEW FRIENDS!
ZOey: yay!
*End of confessionals*
Sahmi: YEAH! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! *high fives Storm*
Storm: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN! *pulls out chainsaw*
Addrey: YAY NOAH! *hugs Noah*
Noah: Get off of me! Your wrinkling my shirt! This took me hours to iron!
Addrey: Who cares...? *still hugging Noah*
Zoey: *walks up to Ezekiel* Hi, I'm Zoey!
Lucas: AM I'M HER BOYFRIEND! *glares at Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: OH I'M SORRY, EHH! *runs off screaming*
Chris: Anyways, Today, 你 will be heading back to High School! MY high school to be exact! So grab your textbooks and pencils and hop on that school bus!
*Rotten bus drives up, with Chef driving*
Melody: *gulps*
TO BE CONTINUED
Everyone please welcome to the Total Drama Details breakfast table, NOAH, EZEKIEL AND SAHMI!
Everyone: WHAT?!
*Confessionals*
Mizzie: This wrecks my chances! EFF THAT!
Annie: WHat?! No....
Addrey: OOOOOOH! NEW FRIENDS!
ZOey: yay!
*End of confessionals*
Sahmi: YEAH! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! *high fives Storm*
Storm: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN! *pulls out chainsaw*
Addrey: YAY NOAH! *hugs Noah*
Noah: Get off of me! Your wrinkling my shirt! This took me hours to iron!
Addrey: Who cares...? *still hugging Noah*
Zoey: *walks up to Ezekiel* Hi, I'm Zoey!
Lucas: AM I'M HER BOYFRIEND! *glares at Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: OH I'M SORRY, EHH! *runs off screaming*
Chris: Anyways, Today, 你 will be heading back to High School! MY high school to be exact! So grab your textbooks and pencils and hop on that school bus!
*Rotten bus drives up, with Chef driving*
Melody: *gulps*
TO BE CONTINUED
Chris McLean was standing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a snowy mountain side near 2 log cabins. There was a ski lift, a mess hall, and a winter sports activity centre. Chris faced the camera and smiled a dazzling smile.
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"