Chris: Welcome. Now is where things are heating up between the contestents. romance, rivalries. i'm going to 显示 the campers what each one of them 说 to the confessional camera today. (On loudspeaker: Campers wake up we have a suprise, well a couple of suprises for 你 today!)
Storm: And i have a suprise for Chris too.
Chris: I'm glad your all here.
Storm: (Comes up behind chris and knocks him unconsious) Haha yes!!!
Chris: Shit. What was that for?
Storm: I'M GETTING BACK AT 你 DICKHEAD!
Chris: Well i have a new Co-host, Kari.
Selena: Fucking her again. Goddanm 你 Chris. Storm, please stab him.
Storm: My pleasure. (Stabbs Chris in leg)
Chris: Shit. Chef take the "human" Away...now! As i was saying she is my new co-host and i'm going to reveal your confessional videos.
Lucy: (To herself: oh crap. I told everyone i like Leeroy on that one. Crap,crap,crap. Ok, um hm. I'm so screwed)
Chris: here we go.
Duncan: Ok i hate courtney so much and selena i mean shes like a mini courtney. Kinda hot though.
Gwen: (Smacks Duncan while watching his confessional)
Lisa: Sofie is awesome and i 爱情 duncan hes so perfect.
Gwen: ok well duncan is cute but have 你 seen matthew? I mean look at him. He's hot and wow.
Duncan: (Smacks gwes butt) We are even now.
Sofie: I hate Selena she is really weird and short-tempered. Lisa rocks though.
Mizzie: Oh my god i can't belive i'm in an alliance with Noah! It's my dream come true!
Noah: Being in an alliance with Mizzie is kinda cool but shes kinda creeping me out.
Crystal: I'm obsessed with Noah and courtney too!! They are so awesome!!
Courtney: I just want to say i'm going to take all of them down.
Lindsay: I don't get it, where is the camera? Oh found it. Ok well i like Jake. (Everybody outside the door: Jared!) oh right his name is Jared.
Jared: Man i wish heather was here man.
Selena: No comment.
Zoey: I really like DJ. He's super nice and well adorable. Selena is a piece of-um... nevermind.
DJ: Ahh... Storm scares me man. Shes like so violent. Zoey is my 最喜爱的 girl. 最喜爱的 guy? I'm not sure i can trust any of the guys.
Storm: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY CHRIS 你 HEAR ME AND ALL THE OTHER DOUCHE BAGS WHO THINK I CAN'T!
Jude: it's an honor to be competing with these people but i like Lucy out of all the girls. She is my love.
(Everyone looks at Lucy and says: Awwwww....)
LUcy: (To everyone: Shut the fuck up.)
Jamie: Jude is weird and he can't do 音乐 to save his life!.
Leeroy: Well i don't got anything to say.
Lucy: Ok first let me say that wow Leeroy is amazing and i like him alot. But i'm like barely there when i'm around him, Jude is a fucking stocker. Matthew is a dickhead. God look at this nasty Blonde hair that i have its like lindsay blonde! Ugh. But yeah thats all i have to say.
Lindsay: (To lucy: 你 don't like being a blonde?)
Lucy: No! It sucks!
Selena: Damn Lucy...Leeroy i now pronounce 你 husband and wife. 你 may 吻乐队（Kiss） the bride.
Lucy: 你 may 吻乐队（Kiss） my ass.
LeeroY: Be right back.
Chris: To be Continued.