AWE!!!!!
Courtney: Duncan? Where are you?
Duncan: Right here. I’m not yours anymore. I’m all Gwen’s.
Courtney: Wha-
(Duncan and Gwen start 接吻 loud)
Courtney: Aw. I 迷失 the best thing that ever happened to me.
(Courtney starts to lie down and cry for a couple minutes)
Duncan: Is she ok?
Chef Hatchet: She’s going to live gosh ya’ll are big babies.
(Courtney wakes up)
Courtney: Whoa. What happened?
Duncan: 你 passed out cause remember that scene with me and Gwen and…
Courtney: Don’t remind me.
Duncan: Ok, how are 你 feeling?
Courtney: Sad. Ugh! How could you?
Duncan: What?
Courtney: 吻乐队（Kiss） that-that-that-
Duncan: Awesome Goth girl.
Courtney: AWESOME?!?!?!?!
Duncan: Courtney, give her a chance. She’s really cool. Plus I wasn’t going to throw a challenge cause of her.
Courtney: NO! She is a man-stealing-weird-crazy-Goth! And plus she dumped Trent. What an idiot!
Duncan: Excuse me?
Courtney: Trent is hot. 你 aren’t so much. The only thing about 你 that’s hot is your danger.
Duncan: So 你 would hang with a Goth-girl-stealing-obsession-with-number-nine-weirdo rather than me?
Courtney: (Winks) Exactly.
Duncan: Ok fine I’m going with Gwen.
Courtney: FINE!
Duncan: FINE!
(Duncan leaves Courtney in the infirmary)
Duncan: 嘿 Gwen!
Gwen: Hey. Nice 接吻 back there. (Laughs)
Duncan: (Laughs) Thanks 你 too. Do 你 want to help me with something?
Gwen: Sure. What is it?
(Duncan and Gwen at Chris’s go kart)
Gwen: We’re going to dismantle it?
Duncan: Exactly. This will be fun.
Gwen: Ok yeah it will be. I got the horn!
Duncan: Dang it. Haha I’ll get the wheel.
(In car)
Gwen: Don’t dismantle the radio yet.
Duncan: Ok.
Gwen: Turn on the alternative station.
Duncan: Ok.
Duncan and Gwen: Oh my god!!! It’s Muse. I 爱情 them!
Gwen: And I 爱情 this song even though it’s so slow.
Duncan: Me too.
缪斯 (on radio): I have nothing left to lose. 你 took your time to choose, then we told each other with no trace of fear that…
Duncan and Gwen (singing along): Our 爱情 would be forever. And if we die, we die together. And lie I 说 never, cause our 爱情 would be forever.
Duncan: Do 你 ever wish 你 could go back?
Gwen: Yeah a lot.
Duncan: Me too. Yeah, but when I’m with 你 that feeling goes away.
Gwen: Really?
Duncan: Yeah.
Gwen: I wish I could go back and I would tell myself not to hook up with Trent.
Duncan: Oh. Well I would’ve never hooked up with Courtney if I was smarter.
Gwen: 你 are smart. 你 can escape from juvie faster than anyone I know.
Duncan: Thanks.
Gwen: Do 你 miss Courtney at all?
Duncan: Yeah, kind of.
Gwen: Oh. I don’t miss Trent at all.
Duncan: But I have you.
Gwen: I have 你 too.
Duncan grabbing Gwen’s hands: We will always be together. Whether we are 老友记 或者 更多 than that.
Gwen: Yeah… Oh wow look over there.
(Duncan and Gwen look over and see Courtney and Trent making out)
Gwen: I’ll be right back.
Gwen’s P.O.V.
(Gwen approaches them)
Gwen: Ok that is sick.
Trent: Jealous much?
Gwen: Ew, no.
Courtney: It’s too bad you’re not with Trent now isn’t it?
Gwen: I’m perfectly fine. (Turns around and starts walking)
Courtney whispering to Trent: Yeah she’s perfectly fine with having a gross punk boy as a boyfriend.
Gwen turns back around: NOW 你 HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!!!
(Gwen stands Courtney up and starts beating her up)
Gwen: Forget it. Have fun with your boyfriend she devil.
Courtney: Ok I will Goth. NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Gwen: Bye.
Duncan: Nice fighting skills.
Gwen: Thanks.
(Duncan kisses Gwen)
Gwen: I love-
Duncan: You.
Gwen: You.
Chris Interrupting: I know this is a tear jerking moment but does anyone else want a princess Beth doll?
Chef Hatchet: Chris, I told 你 to tear out the stuffing and give it to me. It’s going to be tomorrow’s lunch.
Chris: Alright. Good enough for me. We are on a budget after all. I have to cut my facial to an 小时 now. Now back to the story.
Courtney’s P.O.V.
Trent: I’ll be right back. Don’t go anywhere ok?
Courtney: Ok.
(Trent kisses Courtney)
(Alejandro approaches Courtney after Trent leaves)
Alejandro: Well hello beautiful.
Courtney: Hi Alejandro. (Laughs flattered)
Alejandro: How is your head?
Courtney: Good. Trent is taking care of me.
Alejandro: Really? 你 need someone like me at your side.
Courtney: 你 mean muscular, cute and tan?
Alejandro: All of the above.
Courtney: (laughs) I’m dating Trent though.
Alejandro: Wow. Ok that really sucks.
Courtney: Why?
Alejandro: Cause I was going to ask 你 out.
Courtney: Oh I’m so sorry Alejandro.
Alejandro: It’s ok. I still 爱情 you.
Courtney: 你 are dating Bridgette aren’t you?
Alejandro: No she turned me down.
Courtney: I’m so sorry.
Trent: Alejandro, what are 你 doing here?
Alejandro: I was just leaving.
Trent: Oh ok bye.
Gwen’s P.O.V.
Duncan: Ok so there are 5 campers left and I don’t know who to vote off.
Gwen: Me either, I think I’m going to vote off Courtney.
Duncan: Me too.
Gwen: But Trent won’t vote off his girlfriend.
Duncan: Courtney won’t vote off herself.
Gwen: We need Alejandro’s vote.
Duncan: We will get it hopefully.
Gwen: How will we get it though?
Duncan: I’ll take care of that.
(Duncan approaches Alejandro)
Duncan: Alejandro, what do 你 think of Courtney?
Alejandro: She is hot. And I 爱情 her. What about you?
Duncan: She’s annoying and I hate her.
Alejandro: Oh ok.
Duncan: Bye.
(Duncan returns to Gwen)
Duncan: Looks like Courtney isn’t going 首页 tonight. Alejandro loves her.
Gwen: EW. Well it’s ok. I’m still voting her off.
Duncan: Me too.
Alejandro’s P.O.V.
Alejandro: I heard them. They are going to vote off Courtney. I’m not going to allow that to happen.
(At Elimination Ceremony)
Chris: 你 know the routine. Whoever doesn’t get a 棉花糖 will walk the dock of shame, take the 船, 小船 of losers, and get the heck out of here. Ok. (Breathes in) Duncan, Gwen 你 two are safe. Trent 你 are safe. Hm. Then there was two. And the person whose butt is saved is… Courtney. Alejandro pack your things dude.
Alejandro: Who voted for me?
Trent: I did.
Duncan: I did
Courtney: I did.
Alejandro: Courtney? Why? I 爱情 you.
Courtney: It’s strategy. 你 understand. Who did 你 vote off?
Trent: 你 爱情 my girlfriend?
Alejandro: Yes and I voted off Trent.
Gwen: I voted off Courtney.
Courtney: 你 will be eliminated. I’m sure of it.
Gwen: Keep dreaming psycho.
Chris: Alejandro time to walk the dock of shame, the 船, 小船 of losers is waiting for you.
Alejandro: I will get 你 back. Mark my words.
Chris: And with that. I’m Chris McLean signing off of total drama revised. (Afterwards)
Gwen’s P.O.V.
Gwen: Courtney is going down.
Duncan: I will make sure of it.
Courtney: Gwen, let’s make a truce. After all we are the only girls left on the island.
Gwen: I’d rather 吻乐队（Kiss） Owen then go into an alliance with 你 and Trent.
Courtney: Suit yourself.
Gwen: Oh I will. (Goes up to Duncan and kisses him) Let’s go Duncan.
Duncan: Ok. Have fun with Trent Courtney.
Courtney: Oh I will.
To Be Continued…
