Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv 显示 yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this 显示 is graced 由 the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: 你 have 10 分钟 to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan 你 ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the 最佳, 返回页首 rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all 你 people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to 冲床 terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See 你 下一个 time
Edge: YEAH!!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this 显示 is graced 由 the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: 你 have 10 分钟 to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan 你 ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the 最佳, 返回页首 rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all 你 people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to 冲床 terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See 你 下一个 time
Edge: YEAH!!
As 你 may of have guessed 由 the title, 你 can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.