Chasia:Aloha,I'm 你 host,Chasia Daniella Pam.Welcome to Total Drama Something!!!Here is our first contestant.....Chris!?!?!?

Chris:I thought I was host!!!My hair will get ruined

Chasia:*pushes him down*Pussy!!!Here is...um...Aidan!!!

Aydan:It's Aydan,OOOOO BOUNCY ROOM *Bounces and steps on Chris 由 accident*

Chris:OWWWW

Aydan:Epp!!!DEAD MAN!!*sprays with pepper spray*

Chris:AWWWW F--

Chasia:SHUT THE HELL UP!!Now its.....Jared!!!

Jared:AHH*falls*Hai!

Chasia:*giggles*Here is Rayven!!

Rayven:Hey,b*tches*steps on Jared and Chris&*

Jared and Chris:OWWW *they get up*

Aydan:DEAD MAN TIMES 2 *Sprays Jared and Chris*

Jared:*coughs*

Chasia:NATALIE,PENNY,ANNA AND DANI GET OUT HERE!!!!

Dani,Anna,Natalie and Penny walk out.

Chasia:Now Duncan,Lindsay,Katie and Sadie,Eva,Trent and Harold

Aydan:TRENT!!!!?

Trent:AYDAN!!!!?

Aydan:*glomps Trent*

Jared:Whats behind 你 guys!!?

Aydan:We're brother and sister *smiles*

Chasia:THANKS FOR WASTING TIME!!!See 你 in part 2,blame Aydan for 你 not finding out other stuff