Warning: This is not a DxC Fanfic, this is a spoofity spoof.
Thak yewz

Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like 你 to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*

Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.

Duncan: ...what?

Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are 你 dating a delenquient?

Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!

Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?

Courtney: DADDY!

Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...

Tim: Mr. Buckingshire

Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!

Rhodna: How many times have 你 been to juvy, young man?

Duncan: 42, why?

Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...

Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!

Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?

Courtney: ...

Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!

Duncan: Is it big and bloody?

Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!