so the teacher calls the new boy up to front of the room
Teacher-Whats ur name little boy?
Boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
Teacher-go to the principals office!
boy-ok
*goes to principal*
principal-whats ur name so i can put this on ur perminit record?
boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
principal-YOUR EXPELLED!
*boy goes home*
dad-ok son i want to see how good 你 are with spelling, now whats ur name?
boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
dad-go tell ur mother your name
boy-ok
mom-hi honey
boy-dad wants me to tell u my name
mom-ok tell me
boy-bas 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
mom-ur kicked out the house
*at night*
robber-*running down the street* 嘿 kid whats ur name?
boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
robber-*shoots boy*
*the boy goes to heavin*
god-whats ur name little boy
boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
god-UR GOING TO HELL!!!
boy-ok
*boy goes to hell*
devil-hello kid whats ur name?
boy-bad 屁股 mother fucker kick your 屁股 up and down the streets
devil-WELCOME!, my name is fucker