Phil: welcome to total drama the haunting. 11 teens have signed up to be in sesion 1.
ghost:um phil?
phil: D:< what!
ghost: there here
phil: oh
alex: this place is awesome
phil: welcome total drama victomes
death: um where do i put my bags
phil: let me finish D:<
Phil:you people will be staying in this haunted mansion.
aydan: um no
Phil: um yes
Phil: i will be your host
ghost:and i will be your co host
Phil: who cares
ghost: me
Phil:go unload, i'll meet 你 back here first thing in the morning. ghost go make dinner
ghost: ok
Phil: how did 你 die any way
ghost: *flashback* "i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that 日 "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i 说 shut up 你 mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
phil: oh
ghost:DINNER!
Phil: see 你 下一个 time on... total drama the haunting