Sofie: *sitting at a 台, 办公桌 with hands folded wearing a sexy woman's suit* Hello, and welcome to our TDI dating system. We've customized a special website especially for the lonely members of the Total Drama Island cast. I'm your chief adviser/creator of 说 URL; Sofia Canepa.
Lindsay: I'm Lindsay! I came here because Sarah told me I would be on TV :D
Sofie: -__-... Un-payed intern.
Lindsay: :D
Sofie: Alrighty then, lets get started. Our contestant for the day,
Cody
Cody: *standing in front o me* Yeah?
Sofie: We know how much 你 like Gwen, though she has *cough cough* had, a boyfriend.
Cody: Correct.
Sofie: 你 sayin' I'm DUMB and can't get things correct on a daily bases!? *stands up yelling*
Cody: *waves hands in front of face* No, no! I just... um, *sweating* Can we 移动 on...?
Sofie: *sitting down* Of course we can :D
Cody: o.o
Lindsay: *trying to read papers* Cody... Martin?
Cody: -.-
Lindsay: ... Where's your brother Zack, Cody? :D
Cody: He's out with his girlfriend *rolls eyes*
Lindsay: Aaw, he has one and 你 don't?
Cody: YA KNOW WHAT, LINDSAY!? *beepy beep beep*
Sofie and Linday: 0_0'
Sofie: *sweating with hair messed up* N-no further questions... Today's episode is over. Please visit link for your Dating Quiz.
Lindsay: Cody, I thought 你 were the innocent smart one! <:(
Cody: *twitch*

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