Total Drama Killer Stage (TDKS)

Chris: Well is the fucking light on the camera on? Oh...its rolling? Oh. Hello US!! We are broadcasting to 你 live from Lawrence, Kansas to bring 你 to Total Drama Killer Stage!! We are at Allen Field House on the KU campus. Here come our contestants!! First returning from the first 3 seasons, Duncan!
Duncan: Um Chris? Where the fuck are we? Chef didn't even know.
Chris: We are in Kansas, Duncan.
Duncan: Wow. What a crappy state...
Chris: Here are two new contestants!! Twins Sally and Isadora!!
Duncan: *stares at Isadora and Sally* 移动 over Gwen...here come two new girls.
Sally: In your dreams, Duncan.
Isadora: *blushes* Hi Duncan.
Chris: Also returning is Trent and Gwen.
Duncan: WHAT?!
Gwen: Um Duncan...?
Duncan: T_T Hi babe. *hugs Gwen*
Sally: Hi Trent, nice to meet you, I'm Sally.
Isadora: *glances at boy entering* Um Chris, who is THAT?
Chris: ...That is the new guy, Alex... He is going to be my intern.
Alex: 嘿 Chris. 
Chris: *blushes a deep red* heh...hi Alex.
Isadora: O: !!! Chris I have to speak with you!!!
Chris: Alright, after I introduce the 下一个 two contestants. Returning also are Noah and Cody!!!
Noah: *enters holding Cody's hand* 嘿 Chris.
Chris: Wait... Are 你 two...
Isadora: DATING?! *fangirl scream*
Cody: Yes, at last...we are. *kisses Noah's cheek*
Isadora: o 3o 
Chris: *looks at Alex* S-So how old are 你 Alex..?
Alex: I just turned 22. 
Chris: Oh...hehe.
Isadora: Chris!!! *drags Chris away* 

To be continued!!

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