(OK!! My freaking iPod messed this up twice!! D:< 1 b cuz idk and 2 because of these stupid teen 狼 ads!! Didn't we just get rid of the macys one? Sorry I'm like seriously peeved. Enjoy the interview!)

"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.

Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen 说 awkwardly.

"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first 问题 Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did 你 feel on ttotal drama island when 你 got eliminated on your first 日 of camp"

Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told 你 it was an accident!"

Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.

"Moving on. Your 下一个 问题 is from Casacada1007. Her 问题 is "mr.coconut did 你 liked owen?"

"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen 说 laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. 你 hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.

"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.

"Ok? Well your 下一个 3 问题 ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."

"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.

"SHHHH! Her 秒 问题 is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"

Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best 老友记 now." Owen said, looking off into space.

"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last 问题 is "R u and Owen still freinds?"

They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."

Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your 下一个 3 问题 are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did 你 instantly become 老友记 with Owen, 或者 did it take 你 a while to like him?"

Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who 说 we were ever friends."

"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do 你 feel after being eliminated?"

"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.

"Ok her last 问题 is "If 你 haven't already, do 你 plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"

They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"

"Well?" Courtney asked.

"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.

Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last 问题 are from Poptrop300. Her first 问题 is "Do 你 like being a coconut?"

The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn 你 into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen 说 while knotting his head.

"Poptrops 秒 问题 is "If 你 could be anything else what would 你 be?"

"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to 日期 him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.

Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL 问题 is "Do 你 really like Owen 或者 was he just ... Weird?"

Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.

Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she 说 exiting the room.

"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked

"Beats me."




(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways 下一个 to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any 问题 like "why r u such a bitch?" 或者 "why did 你 have to turn into a 哥特式 slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER

I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this 更多 organised sooo I hope 你 like that! Please leave 评论 and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)