Justin: 嘿 Alejandro! Guess what I did last night?
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: 你 son of a-
*10 分钟 later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*
Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!
Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
爱情 therapist: Are 你 joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. 你 kicked him between the legs so many times that even of 你 did get back together, 你 wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. 老友记 don't 吻乐队(Kiss) friends' boyfriends, 你 know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND 你 in TDI. 你 thought 你 were SO cool. TDA 你 were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and 你 killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell 你 what 你 did. 你 made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.
Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
随意 guy #1: Heather. What are 你 doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
随意 guy #2: Hey, 你 说 we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
随意 guy #3: Heather, 你 little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, 你 really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.
Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a 花生 suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: 你 son of a-
*10 分钟 later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*
Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!
Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
爱情 therapist: Are 你 joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. 你 kicked him between the legs so many times that even of 你 did get back together, 你 wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. 老友记 don't 吻乐队(Kiss) friends' boyfriends, 你 know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND 你 in TDI. 你 thought 你 were SO cool. TDA 你 were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and 你 killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell 你 what 你 did. 你 made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.
Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
随意 guy #1: Heather. What are 你 doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
随意 guy #2: Hey, 你 说 we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
随意 guy #3: Heather, 你 little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, 你 really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.
Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a 花生 suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.