This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if 你 have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of 你 who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 爱情
1. Maddie
2. Mitch
3. Jay
4. Lana
5. Jade
6. Robyn
7. Ryder(new :P)
8.Ronnie
9. Tristan
10. Zack
11. Alyssa (new)
12. Charlie(new)
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Lana: STAY AWAY FROM RONNIE, SHES MY SNICKER LOVER, MINEEEE! *hits ryder with her bag*
Ryder: OUCH! STOP IT 你 CRAZY BITCH!
ronnie: *watching from a distance eating a snicker* woops?
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 爱情 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] 或者 stay with [2]?
Mitch: ... i dont!
Jade:thank fuck!
Alyssa:*Storms in* STOP THE WEDDING, JADES MINE!
jade: :U AM NOT!
alyssa: oh, okay then. *walks away*
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Ryder: *Staring at maddie*
maddie: what? :U
Ryder: im seeing if your going to turn into a radioactive 蜘蛛 and eat me.
Maddie: okayyy thennnn....
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Tristan: i h-hope 你 like titanic...
Charlie: sure! *he eats some popcorn*
~the end~
Charlie:NO JACK, DONT COME, COME BACK D;;;; NOOOOOO!
Tristan:.......
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Zack: i dont 爱情 you, baiii!
Lana: :U *hits zack over the head* I BET 你 WAS CHEATING ON ME, HUH, HUH! *pushes him away* 你 man hoe!
Zack: *shrugs and hugs mitch* 嘿 boo <3
Mitch: this isnt the way i wanted to loose my virginity o.o
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Lana: jay, im afraid we have some news, YOUR PREGNANT :D
jay:... h-how?
Lana: beats me!
Tristan: shouldnt i be the one pregnant?
Jay: i like guys.
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Jay: yes.....
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Charlie: WHERES MY CAKE! ;U
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating 或者 does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
maddie: :O ANA DONT GO NEAR THE SCUM!
Ronnie: S: what?
Maddie: RONNIES WITH ROBYN!
Lana: *sniffles* why is everyone lying to me today D: *starts crying*
Maddie: thanx alot ronnie!
Ronnie: .... *Eating snicker*
10. [11] is set up 由 [10], on a blind 日期 with [7]. Does the 日期 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 日期 has ended?
Alyssa: h-hi ryder.
Ryden: wanna fuck?
Alyssa: :O ewwww! .... sure!
Ryden: >:D
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Mitch: jay, i need to tell 你 something.
Jay: yeah?
Mitch: why are we dating again? i mean, your my brother.
Jay:... i dont know :U
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Tristan: its not you, its me...
Jade: whatever *walks away*
~later~
Jade: tell anyone about this and il kill you.
jay: 你 r-raped me. and i like boys.
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Alyssa: charlie, my brother i had to marry!! NOOOO!
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Ryder: id own a stippers joint. then life would be perfect.
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Lana: zack, your bad 屁股 and sexy, but i 爱情 my edward!
16. A drunken [8] comes 首页 and finds [1] in 床, 床上 with [11]. How does [8] react?
Ronnie: *comes in with a snickerin her drink* OH MY GAWD GUYS! *falls on the floor asleep*
Maddie: *shrugs*
Alyssa: .....
17. Is a sweet 爱情 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Robyn: i got 你 a condom.
Tristan:....... uhm....
18. [7] and [4] are 苦 rivals. What made them rivals?
Ryden: LANA GIVE ME THE ADDRESS!
Lana: nope! *skipping in circles and rips up the paper* heh
Ryder: now i can never fuck amy!
Lana: her names abi.
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Maddie: do 你 like skittles?
Charlie: nope.
Maddie: this wont work.
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] 或者 [5]?
Lana: fuckkk yeahhhh XD
Jade: bye*walks away*
Robyn: come hear lana ;D
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] 或者 [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Ryder: jay, because hes 更多 feminine.
Jay: D:
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Maddie: i 爱情 youuuu
Mitch: 爱情 你 tooo boo bearrr
Alyssa: GIVE ME BACK MADDIEEEEEE!
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Tristan: robyn 或者 jay. easy. jay.
24. [7] falls in 爱情 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Ryder: RONNIE I THINK I 爱情 YOU.
Ronnie: today im a hoe, so i hate 你 and like mitch. bai now!
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if 你 have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of 你 who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 爱情
1. Maddie
2. Mitch
3. Jay
4. Lana
5. Jade
6. Robyn
7. Ryder(new :P)
8.Ronnie
9. Tristan
10. Zack
11. Alyssa (new)
12. Charlie(new)
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Lana: STAY AWAY FROM RONNIE, SHES MY SNICKER LOVER, MINEEEE! *hits ryder with her bag*
Ryder: OUCH! STOP IT 你 CRAZY BITCH!
ronnie: *watching from a distance eating a snicker* woops?
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 爱情 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] 或者 stay with [2]?
Mitch: ... i dont!
Jade:thank fuck!
Alyssa:*Storms in* STOP THE WEDDING, JADES MINE!
jade: :U AM NOT!
alyssa: oh, okay then. *walks away*
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Ryder: *Staring at maddie*
maddie: what? :U
Ryder: im seeing if your going to turn into a radioactive 蜘蛛 and eat me.
Maddie: okayyy thennnn....
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Tristan: i h-hope 你 like titanic...
Charlie: sure! *he eats some popcorn*
~the end~
Charlie:NO JACK, DONT COME, COME BACK D;;;; NOOOOOO!
Tristan:.......
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Zack: i dont 爱情 you, baiii!
Lana: :U *hits zack over the head* I BET 你 WAS CHEATING ON ME, HUH, HUH! *pushes him away* 你 man hoe!
Zack: *shrugs and hugs mitch* 嘿 boo <3
Mitch: this isnt the way i wanted to loose my virginity o.o
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Lana: jay, im afraid we have some news, YOUR PREGNANT :D
jay:... h-how?
Lana: beats me!
Tristan: shouldnt i be the one pregnant?
Jay: i like guys.
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Jay: yes.....
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Charlie: WHERES MY CAKE! ;U
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating 或者 does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
maddie: :O ANA DONT GO NEAR THE SCUM!
Ronnie: S: what?
Maddie: RONNIES WITH ROBYN!
Lana: *sniffles* why is everyone lying to me today D: *starts crying*
Maddie: thanx alot ronnie!
Ronnie: .... *Eating snicker*
10. [11] is set up 由 [10], on a blind 日期 with [7]. Does the 日期 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 日期 has ended?
Alyssa: h-hi ryder.
Ryden: wanna fuck?
Alyssa: :O ewwww! .... sure!
Ryden: >:D
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Mitch: jay, i need to tell 你 something.
Jay: yeah?
Mitch: why are we dating again? i mean, your my brother.
Jay:... i dont know :U
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Tristan: its not you, its me...
Jade: whatever *walks away*
~later~
Jade: tell anyone about this and il kill you.
jay: 你 r-raped me. and i like boys.
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Alyssa: charlie, my brother i had to marry!! NOOOO!
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Ryder: id own a stippers joint. then life would be perfect.
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Lana: zack, your bad 屁股 and sexy, but i 爱情 my edward!
16. A drunken [8] comes 首页 and finds [1] in 床, 床上 with [11]. How does [8] react?
Ronnie: *comes in with a snickerin her drink* OH MY GAWD GUYS! *falls on the floor asleep*
Maddie: *shrugs*
Alyssa: .....
17. Is a sweet 爱情 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Robyn: i got 你 a condom.
Tristan:....... uhm....
18. [7] and [4] are 苦 rivals. What made them rivals?
Ryden: LANA GIVE ME THE ADDRESS!
Lana: nope! *skipping in circles and rips up the paper* heh
Ryder: now i can never fuck amy!
Lana: her names abi.
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Maddie: do 你 like skittles?
Charlie: nope.
Maddie: this wont work.
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] 或者 [5]?
Lana: fuckkk yeahhhh XD
Jade: bye*walks away*
Robyn: come hear lana ;D
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] 或者 [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Ryder: jay, because hes 更多 feminine.
Jay: D:
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Maddie: i 爱情 youuuu
Mitch: 爱情 你 tooo boo bearrr
Alyssa: GIVE ME BACK MADDIEEEEEE!
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Tristan: robyn 或者 jay. easy. jay.
24. [7] falls in 爱情 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Ryder: RONNIE I THINK I 爱情 YOU.
Ronnie: today im a hoe, so i hate 你 and like mitch. bai now!
