Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama YOLO! I am Chris. And in today’s episode we will be doing an extreme game 或者 maybe not so extreme game of truth 或者 dare! ;D. Our campers are sound asleep, so let’s wake them up, yes? **blows up dynamite**
**campers escape the burning cabins**
Lia: Chris! What was that for??? Where are we going to sleep? D:.
Chris: 你 can sleep in a tent.
Madelyn: What tent???
Riley: Can we have a 彩虹 tent?
Isis: With bananas on it! :D.
Chris: NO. I DON’T HAVE ANY TENTS! SLEEP OUTSIDE.
Iris: How are we supposed to stay warm?
Noah: We could cuddle to each other for warmth…
Leshawna: If only Owen was here…
Chris: Get to cuddling. I’ll wake 你 up in 3 hours! **walks away**
Marissa: I-I’d rather not…
Lia: Me either…
Riley: I’m sleeping underground.
Isis: How are 你 supposed to do that?
Riley: …Damn, I have no clue. D:.
Tyler: Well, damn. I don’t have a 床, 床上 anymore. Luna, ‘looks like we are going to make do with the ground.
Danny: Now THAT didn’t sound right. xD.
Luna: Oh, real mature, Danny. He meant we will have to lay on the ground.
Jenny: Don’t be such a tight ass, Luna. He was just joking.
Joey: Okay, guys, let’s all be civil here.
Danny: I am. I am just trying to lighten the mood.
Luna: 由 cracking perverted jokes? Really enlightening.
Madelyn: Okay 你 guys…that’s enough.
Iris: Stop fighting 你 guys…
Timothy: …**reads a book**…
Noah: Just let them get at it.
Danny: …xD…I wouldn’t ‘get at it’ with her.
Noah: xDDD. That’s not what I meant!
Danny: I know :3.
Luna: Hmph. **cuddles up to Tyler**
Tyler: **is asleep*
Danny: I’m catching some Z’s before Chris comes back. Who’s with me?
Madelyn: Me.
Lia: Me.
Riley: I am!
Isis: So, Timothy, are 你 sleeping alone? **winks**
Timothy: o//o…Uhm…
Danny: **lays down** 你 can come over with me, if 你 want, Timothy.
Timothy: o//////o…Nuh…No…I’ll be sleeping alone…
Danny: Okay, suit yourself. **shuts eyes** Just try not to get eaten 由 bears, okay?
Timothy: o///o D:. **runs over to Danny and lays 由 him**
Riley: Awh!
**everyone falls asleep**
-*3 hours later*-
Chris: Time to wake everybody up! >:D. **megaphone: WAKE UP, CAMPERS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!**
Lia: -_-. Was that necessary?
Leshawna: Chris? Doing something necessary? That doesn’t even exist.
Noah: **wakes up** Iris…wake up. **nudges Iris’s head lightly**
Iris: **wakes up and sees she was cuddling up to Noah** O:. ^//^ Noah, I’m sorry…
Noah: Nah, it’s okay.
Madelyn: **yawns** Gosh, what time is it?
Riley: I’d check my iPod, but it was burned in the 舱, 小木屋 fire. Stupid Chris. -_-
Isis: I know!
Joey: Jenny, wake up.
Jenny: **wakes up 下一个 to Joey** What?
Joey: It’s time to wake up .-.
Jenny: I knew that…o:.
Marissa: **wakes up** **sighs** I’m so tired…
Danny: **wakes up** ^//////^.
Timothy: **looks up at Danny** M-Morning.
Danny: **kisses his head** Morning, kiddo.
Chef: **on intercom: GET YOUR ASSES UP! WE MEET IN THE MESS HALL AT 9! THAT’S 10 分钟 FROM NOW! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!**
Jenny: **to intercom** KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON, GRANDPA!
Joey: God, I hate him.
Danny: **stroking Timothy’s hair** I feel sorry for the old geezer.
Lia: Me too. He is probably really stressed 或者 something.
Timothy: That doesn’t give him right to hurt us.
Riley: I agree with Timothy. He doesn’t have that right.
Tyler: Well, either way, we had better get moving.
Luna: You’re right.
**campers sprint to the Mess Hall**
Chris: Good! 你 all made it with…35 秒 to spare. Which means, that 你 have 35 秒 to eat. GO!
Lia: REALLY???
Madelyn: -_-. It’s my fault we are late. I kept tripping.
Lia: It’s not your fault.
Iris: I can’t eat in 35 seconds!
Noah: Me either!
Chris: Fine. 你 have 5 分钟 to eat.
Danny: Timothy, 你 sit right here. I’m going to get 你 some food.
Timothy: I-I can get my own…
Danny: I’ll get it.
Tyler: I’ll get your 食物 Luna…Stay here.
Luna: Okay ^-^.
**Tyler and Danny walk off**
Tyler: So…you and Timothy?
Danny: What about me and Timothy?
Tyler: C’mon, 你 two OBVIOUSLY 爱情 each other. What’s the deal? Why aren’t 你 two dating yet?
Danny: Uhm…^//^…Because I don’t want to ask him out…I’m really scared of rejection. **gets food**
Tyler: **gets food** The worst he could say is no…Soft Spoken Timmy can’t do worse than ‘No’. He won’t say no, though.
Danny: I don’t know.
Lia: This 食物 isn’t so bad!
Riley: Yeah, it really isn’t!
Marissa: **quietly eats her food**
Isis: There is no way that Chef made this.
Noah: He didn’t. This is actual food. Not slop.
Leshawna: I sure hope that he continues 食物 like this.
Chris: So, how are 你 all enjoying the food?
All: It’s good (etc.)
Chris: Well, my new intern made it.
Joey: 你 got a new intern?
Jenny: What does she look like?
Chris: HIS name is Forrest.
Lia: Like Forrest Gump? xD
Riley: O:. I 爱情 that movie.
Chris: NO! Just…
Forrest: **enters** Hey.
Girls: O_O. ^//^.
Lia: Y-You’re Forrest? 你 ARE TOO CUTE TO BE CHRIS’S INTERN!!
Chris: -_-. Forrest is replacing Chef Hatchet. He is going on vacation.
All: YAY! **cheering**
Chris: xD. Anyway, today, your challenge will be an exciting game of Dare ;D.
Riley: Yes!
Isis: This will be so much fun >:D.
Chris: I’m not finished yet. It will be a game of EXTREME dare.
Marissa: …Extreme? **gulps**
Iris: Oh no…
Chris: OH YES! Me and Forrest have spent the entire morning together deciding on what the dares would be. >:D. 你 will have so much fun! x3.
Timothy: I don’t want to play this game.
Lia: Me either…
Leshawna: I’m out.
Chris: 你 will be thrown out if 你 don’t play.
Leshawna: Fine 由 me. Count me out.
All: **Gasp**
Tyler: Leshawna, 你 realize that 你 are giving up a chance of winning 100,000 dollars…
Leshawna: So what? I don’t need it.
Chris: Leshawna is out! Goodbye! Forrest, take her to the dock.
Forrest: C’mon, darlin’. **walks Leshawna to the dock**
Chris: Anyone else? No? Good. Let’s get started! **spins a wheel with each campers picture on it** First up…NOAH!
Noah: **gulp** O-Okay…
Chris: **picks a card** 你 have to do jumping jacks…IN ONLY YOUR BOXERS.
Noah: O//O. No way!
Chris: 或者 would 你 rather lose your chance for immunity? ;D.
Noah: …
Luna: Come on, Noah! Don’t be a chicken!
Noah: Fine…**takes off shirt, pants, socks and shoes** Here goes nothing ._. **does jumping jacks**
Chris: Noah is safe. 下一个 up **spins wheel** Riley!
Riley: Bring it on!
Chris: **picks up dare** Your dare is…to lick Joey’s foot. Then, share what it was like.
Joey: O_O. What.
Riley: Okay. Joey, take off your socks and shoes.
Joey: >.<
Riley: NOW.
Joey: **takes off socks and shoes** Ugh…
Riley: **shuts eyes** oh god…here we go…**licks Joey’s foot** T.T’ ew.
Chris: What was that like?
Riley: EW!!!
Chris: Riley is safe…:D. 下一个 up is…**spins wheel** Timothy.
Timothy: O_O’. **gulps**
Chris: Your dare is…To swim in a bikini ;D.
Timothy: **turns beet red** Duh-Do what…?
Chris: Swim in a bikini.
Timothy: Oh no…
Chris: Who has a bikini we can borrow?
Jenny: I do!
Timothy: Jenny…Dx.
Jenny: **tosses Timothy her bikini** I always keep a spare with me.
Timothy: O///O. **goes to bathroom**
Chris: Now, while he is changing, we are going to end this part right here! Stay tuned for another chapter of TOTAL DRAMA YOLO! :D.


To Be Continued:3.