Another season of the most insane reality tv 显示 ever has just been unleashed!

Chris: I'm Chris Mclean! and this is my show!

Chef: not really, the producers just want to 牛奶 the 显示 dry of all its money

Chris: quiet! Now this season will be called Total Drama Money in the Bank!

Chef: I came up with the name

Chris: what ever! 12 Contestants will be 分裂, 拆分 up into 3 teams!

Chef: the teams are Bling, Chaos and Chill

Chris: *whines* I was gonna say that!

Chef: just get on with it!

Chris: fine, lets go to the contestants!

*Camera fades to black for commercial*
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*On the main stage*

Chris: ok lets meet the members of Team bling!

Chef: first up is Ruenna!

Chris: is that how 你 pronounce that?

Chef: idk I never took 9th grade Spanish

Ruenna: Im gonna win and that money is mine!

Chris: yeah good luck with that *sarcastic*

Chef: 下一个 up is Kelli!

Kelli: 嘿 look Im on tv!

Chris: Im on tv everyday and so what!

Chef: ok up 下一个 for team bling is Demetry!

Demetry: *walks out and stands 下一个 to Kelli*

Chris: no trash talk ok? thats different

Chef: and last up for Team Bling is Josh!

Josh: *sighs* I got nothing to say cause my competition is too weak! *laughs*

Chris: why is everybody so depressing, your all fighting for a million dollars!

Kelli: *thinks* ugh there is a downer on my team, GREAT! -_-

Chris: ok your all hear, now go to your hotel Im already bored with 你 people!

Kelli: I call my own room! *runs to the hotel*

Ruenna: *to Kelli* woah calm down and lay off the sugar

Josh: great a hotel room I can crash!

Demetry: yep well at least its free for now

Josh: why ruin it with the fact we maybe will have to pay for it later

Demetry: IDK but I can see were gonna get along great

Josh: woah now I'm tired, 你 kinda make everybody sad

Demetry: no I dont, 你 proboly just got tired from screaming your head off

Josh: oh ehh Im not all braggy but this is for a million dollars!

Kelli: I get it, money does that to everyone

*camera fades to black for commercial*
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*At the main stage*

Chris: ok whats the 下一个 team?

Chef: Team Chill I think

Chris: ah right

Chris: first up for team chill is Alex, come on out dude!

Alex: I'm a girl!

Chris: my bad

Chef: *laughs* ha ha ha

Chris: whatever 你 introduce the 下一个 person!

Chef: ok Jackson your up next!

Jackson: All right Im gonna win the money, win some girls and break a few hearts here!

Chris: alright tough guy 移动 it!

Jackson: watch it mclame!

Chef: *laughs*

Chris: ok up 下一个 is Olivia!

Oliva: *walks onto the stage* This is too easy!

Chris: wait until the challenge starts sweetheart

Chef: and the last member of team chill is Jaime

Jaime: I'm gonna win and take this game to the extreme!

Jackson: great we have a stoner thrill junkie here!

Jaime: 嘿 I'm clean!

Jackson: what ever!

Olivia: woah tension

Alex: tell me about it, this is gonna be tough trying to work together

Olivia: considering we got a thrill seeking hippie, a smooth talking scum bag and some goth chick with a guys name

Alex: yeah....Hey that last one was about me!

Olivia: just making sure your paying attention

Alex: your not so perfect yourself princess

Chris: everybody shut up and go away!

*Everybody on team chill goes to the hotel*

*Camera fades to black for commercial*
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*At the Main Stage*

Chris: is this the last team

Chef: yeah

Chris: good, there are way too many people on these shows

Chef: just introduce team chaos already

Chris: ok First up for team chaos is Lura!

Lura: YEAH! I am gonna be Ms. Money in the Bank

Chris: well finaly somebody used that name!

Chef: 下一个 up is Sean!

Sean: 嘿 guys! *sits down 下一个 to Lura*

Chris: ok the 下一个 person on team chaos is Chey!

Chey: The million is mine suckers!

Chris: ok ok 移动 it along, 下一个 up and last person on team chaos is Hiro!

Hiro: *walks out on stage*

Chris: any trash talk?

Hiro: *nods no and leaves the stage*

Chef: ok everybody go to the hotel and your challenge will be tomorrow!

*The camera fades to black for commericals*
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*At the hotel* *in the lobby*

Sean: *sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 下一个 to Chey*

Alex: *walks into the lobby and gets a soda out of the machine*

Sean: woah who is that?

Chey: IDK but she is not on our team

Sean: she's kinda cute

Chey: 嘿 lover boy dont get soft, right now she is the enemy

Sean: yeah I guess your right

*Out 由 the pool*

Jaime: 大炮, 加农炮 ball! *jumps into the pool*

Olivia: 嘿 你 splashed me!

Jaime: sorry

Kelli: *lays down on her towel in the sun*

Josh: uhhh 你 might want to put sun screen on

Kelli: I dont burn I tan

Ruenna: ok but we told 你 so when 你 turn into a lobster

Kelli: what ever *falls asleep in the run*

*In the game room*

Jackson: *playing pool* *sinks the 8 ball* I win and your five dollars is mine!

Lura: 嘿 你 cheated!

Jackson: 你 have no proof, now pay up!

Lura: I aint paying 你 nothing!

Jackson: I didnt cheat!

Lura: thats it! *tries to tackle Jackson*

Hiro: *holds lura back*

Jackson: woah psycho b**** much Im out of here *walks away*

Lura: 嘿 thanks for holding me back hiro

Hiro: *shrugs*

Lura: do 你 talk?

Hiro: *nods no*

Lura: oh its ok

*In the elevator*

Demetry: *gets in the elevator*

*The elevator starts going up but gets stuck*

Demetry: *starts swearing* great, its like a hundred degrees in here

*Out 由 the Pool*

Kelli: *wakes up* ahhh cant move! *tries to stand up* ahhhh *runs inside*

Jaime: what was that about?

Olivia: no idea

*Camera goes to chris*

Chris: Will Demetry get out of the elevator, will kelli ever use sunscreen, and will sean ask out alex? All these 问题 could be answered on the 下一个 episode of Total Drama Money in the bank!
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Ok that was the first episode, the challenge will be in the 下一个 episode and no one will be eliminated but in ep 3 I will start kicking people off.

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If I didnt write your character like 你 wanted plz message me and I can fix it in the 下一个 episodes.