Jean Kirstein

WHAT 你 ARE ABOUT TO READ IS 100% TRUE AND ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN MY FIFTH GRADE CLASS. Some of the dialogue might not be exact since this was a long time ago, so this is as well as I can remember it.

It was a Tuesday like any other. Us 5th graders were working on something for science. I don't remember when it was, but it involved colored pencils, which was how the whole fiasco started.

My teacher had to leave the classroom to do something, so she told us to keep working and be quiet while she was out. We all obeyed and worked quietly, talking to each other occasionally. Until...

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