(Based on a true story... Yeah. I know it's really short but I have a headache. 哈哈 Warning for dirtiness.)
House was driving to the hospital one early morning after a long night with his girlfriend. After Cuddy had left the hospital, he needed someone he could talk to. Wilson was too pushy but one unlikely person seemed to be there for him. House figured she was just trying to pay him back for coming to get her out of prison, but soon he realized she wanted 更多 than to repay him.
Thirteen stayed 首页 in 床, 床上 as House got ready for work. He managed to get out without waking her up. It was no wonder she didn't wake up after what they had done the night before. She probably still needed to catch her breath. House smirked at the thought. As he drove, the wind hit his face. He didn't bother wearing his 头盔 anymore. He covered his face with his left hand, but only for a moment before swerving off the road in pure disgust. What the fuck was on his fingers!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
House opened his eyes sleepily and glanced to his side. He pulled the IV out of his arm and sat up. “What the Hell were 你 thinking not wearing a helmet?” Wilson asked him from the 座位 beside his bed. “I didn't have breakfast yet, nothing like a few good bugs in your teeth,” he replied sarcastically. “What happened?” House thought back to just before the crash and smiles. “I slept with Thirteen.” Wilson stared. “While driving your motorcycle?”
“No! I fingered her!” Wilson paused again. “On your motorcycle?” he repeated, making hand gestures. “No, I fingered her in the 屁股 before work and the wind was in my face... 你 figure it out.” House spoke as he got dressed. “Oh... OH!” House laughed and limped out of the room, leaving Wilson in the room making horrified scrunchy faces.
THE END.
House was driving to the hospital one early morning after a long night with his girlfriend. After Cuddy had left the hospital, he needed someone he could talk to. Wilson was too pushy but one unlikely person seemed to be there for him. House figured she was just trying to pay him back for coming to get her out of prison, but soon he realized she wanted 更多 than to repay him.
Thirteen stayed 首页 in 床, 床上 as House got ready for work. He managed to get out without waking her up. It was no wonder she didn't wake up after what they had done the night before. She probably still needed to catch her breath. House smirked at the thought. As he drove, the wind hit his face. He didn't bother wearing his 头盔 anymore. He covered his face with his left hand, but only for a moment before swerving off the road in pure disgust. What the fuck was on his fingers!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
House opened his eyes sleepily and glanced to his side. He pulled the IV out of his arm and sat up. “What the Hell were 你 thinking not wearing a helmet?” Wilson asked him from the 座位 beside his bed. “I didn't have breakfast yet, nothing like a few good bugs in your teeth,” he replied sarcastically. “What happened?” House thought back to just before the crash and smiles. “I slept with Thirteen.” Wilson stared. “While driving your motorcycle?”
“No! I fingered her!” Wilson paused again. “On your motorcycle?” he repeated, making hand gestures. “No, I fingered her in the 屁股 before work and the wind was in my face... 你 figure it out.” House spoke as he got dressed. “Oh... OH!” House laughed and limped out of the room, leaving Wilson in the room making horrified scrunchy faces.
THE END.
"If I hadn't been the heartless bastard 你 爱情 to hate would 你 have been remotely attracted to me?" House asked as he propped his feet on 最佳, 返回页首 of his desk. Thirteen pulled on her 涂层, 外套 and picked up her purse.
"Why does it matter? Do all your female employees have to have a crush on you?"
"No. But I really don't want Taub undressing me with his eyes."
She smirked at the mental picture he conjured.
"Why are 你 suddenly bringing this up?"
House groaned in annoyance and rubbed his beard.
"Once again, 你 refuse to answer a question."
She put her 钱包 down and sat across from him.
"Fine. 你 are not an unattractive man considering 你 are older than my dad." She 说 with a cheeky grin.
"No wonder I gave 你 the name Thirteen, 你 really are evil." He replied.
She laughed and stood up.
"50 isn't the end of the world, House... And 你 are handsome." She 说 softly before turning to go and leaving House with a pleased smirk plastered on his face.
"Why does it matter? Do all your female employees have to have a crush on you?"
"No. But I really don't want Taub undressing me with his eyes."
She smirked at the mental picture he conjured.
"Why are 你 suddenly bringing this up?"
House groaned in annoyance and rubbed his beard.
"Once again, 你 refuse to answer a question."
She put her 钱包 down and sat across from him.
"Fine. 你 are not an unattractive man considering 你 are older than my dad." She 说 with a cheeky grin.
"No wonder I gave 你 the name Thirteen, 你 really are evil." He replied.
She laughed and stood up.
"50 isn't the end of the world, House... And 你 are handsome." She 说 softly before turning to go and leaving House with a pleased smirk plastered on his face.