Japanese Skarloey Meme

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Narrator: It's a 圣诞节 episode that's produced weeks before Christmas, because why not?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Austin* I mean it's still November. Why are we doing a 圣诞节 episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me. *Leaves with five hopper cars containing gravel*
Sean: *Waiting for his conductor*
Conductor: *Steps in front of Sean* 你 have a special train. Since today is 圣诞节 Eve, 你 are pulling four passenger cars, with seven freight cars containing 圣诞节 stuff.
Sean: Do 你 even know what this 圣诞节 stuff is?
Audience: *Laughing*
Conductor:...