Thomas the Tank Engine Article: Norfolk & Western 3 Part 1

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A 粉丝 Fiction featuring talking trains

Norfolk & Western 3

Sean Bodine as Lee Brent
Jeff & Bryce the Norfolk & Western diesels as themselves
Dragovich & Josh the Norfolk Southern diesels as themselves
Tom Hiddleston as Buick Baltimore
Lauren as herself
Cassie as herself
James A. Squires as himself
Ethan as himself

Special guest stars from the 阅读 & Northern

Chaffee the F9
Ian the SD50
Joey the SD40-2

Buffalo, New York.

Lee: *Leaning his head on a table* It's been a very difficult time. Norfolk Southern has been hitting us hard. Janet, and Bernard are dead. *Stands up* I got to get this one train to Oak Island, 或者 Norfolk & Western will be gone.

Jeff & Bryce were in the yards, waiting for Lee.

Bryce: It's like every time we make progress, Norfolk Southern takes it away from us.
Jeff: Yeah. If we can pull this off, we can get back into the 摇摆, 秋千 of things, and get the advantage we had a few years ago.
Lee: *Walks out to his diesels* Alright 你 two, ready to go?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Bryce: Give us the signal.
Lee: Go whenever 你 feel like it. *Gets into his Firebird* I'll follow 你 as usual.
Jeff: *Blows his horn twice, and pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Starts his car, and drives off* 5 boxcars, 10 hoppers, and a center beam. May not be a lot, but it'll really help.
Jeff: We should reach Oak Island in 7 hours.
Bryce: Yeah, but the fastest route is along Norfolk Southern's right of way. East of Harrisburg, it'll be a tough journey.

Strasburg Railroad. Lauren was there without her streamlining. She was with her friend Cassi, engine 90.

Cassi: 你 heard about the new Norfolk & Western?
Lauren: What's going on?
Cassi: They're delivering one train from Buffalo to Newark. If they fail, they'll become part of Norfolk Southern.
Lauren: They'll have to go through Harrisburg. We have to make sure they go through safely.
Cassi: What can we do?
Lauren: We?
Cassi: I'm the only one who knows your secret. Besides, 你 may need my help.
Lauren: I won't say no to my best friend.

Also heading to Harrisburg was a jet with James Squires, and Buick Baltimore on board.

Buick: Why did 你 talk me into this?
James: 你 need to take part in this charity event. It was part of our agreement after 你 went behind my back, and tried to destroy our potential ally.
Buick: The Norfolk & Western?! They're a ripoff of our predecessor!
James: They are respectful, unlike you. After we give the money to Amtrak, we will 加入 several of their members to watch their train as it travels to Oak Island.
Buick: In Newark?
James: Yes. *Looks out the window* We're landing. Get ready.

As they stepped out of the plane, Buick was texting a friend.

James: Want me to grab the door?
Buick: No, I'll go in behind you.

They walked into a Ford Explorer with an Amtrak logo. The car took them to the Harrisburg Train Station where the charity event would occur.

2 B Continued

Lee's 2021 Pontiac Firebird

Cassie, Lauren's friend at Strasburg.

Trainz Episode 43

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At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing 音乐 inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course 你 didn't. 你 can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops 下一个 to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here 由 Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Thomas & Friends: Steamroller & Other Stories

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In this selection of six episodes, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Brandon each narrate two episodes.

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老友记

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Trainz Episode 22

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Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, 装甲, panzer, 装甲师 was 给 the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant 装甲, panzer, 装甲师 had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Trainz Episode 14

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Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell 你 the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought 你说 Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are 你 ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when 你 are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Trainz Skit 1

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Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 13

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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess 你 found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave 你 that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did 你 end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, 你 know that claw on 最佳, 返回页首 of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 9

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Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my 最佳, 返回页首 speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: 说 Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled 更多 coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 7

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Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little 更多 to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: 嘿 Mr. C? Do 你 think you'll get your 金牌 dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 5

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After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 3

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Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have 说 that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank 你 Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Thomas & 老友记 episode 2

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Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." 鸭 said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If 你 all insist, I'll tell 你 my story." 说 Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 1

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Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Norfolk & Western 3 Part 3

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Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned 由 Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: 你 were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let 你加入 me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, 或者 your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do 你 mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking 你 for the generous...

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Stop Posting About The Shadow Realm

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Norfolk & Western 2 Part 3

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Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell 你 about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. 你 never told me about the last time 你 went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: 你 still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 2

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Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see 你 two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Trainz Skit 7

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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: 鸭 Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down 下一个 to Percy, and Ian* What's your 最喜爱的 idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do 你 get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when 你 look at this orange, tell me please, what do 你 see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what 你 mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Skarloey's Railway Part 9

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Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. 你 will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking 前锋, 期待 to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

Skarloey's Railway Part 4

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The 下一个 day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If 你 just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but 你 have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All 你 had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Skarloey's Railway Part 2

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Edward passed 鸭 on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See 你 later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize 你 in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...