Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 5: Blowjob!
Molly: *Walking with Theresa, and Masuke*
Veronica: *Sitting with Nicole, and Alinah*
Alinah: *Sees Molly walk into the 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 with Theresa, and Masuke* Finally.
Nicole: Where have 你 been?
Theresa: Buying clothes.
Masuke: And banging men.
Molly: I masturbated on a cat.
The other girls gave Molly an odd look.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: Wait until 你 get your 食物 to do that.
Veronica: I already ate some sushi before joining you. Besides, *Farts as she continues to talk* 你 shouldn't tell me how to do things.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are 你 ladies ready to order?
Masuke: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Molly: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Theresa: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Nicole: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with 浓情巧克力 milk.
Veronica: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with 橙子, 橙色 juice.
Alinah: I'll take two tacos with extra beans, and 浓情巧克力 milk.
Waiter: *Writing down the orders* Extra beans, huh?
Alinah: Make that, extra extra beans.
Waiter: Coming up.
Alinah: I want to suck his dick.
Veronica: I wonder how many other waiters are here.
Molly: We should have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Masuke: Good idea.
Just then, Cassandra and her 老友记 came into the diner.
Masuke: Cassandra, good to see you. We were just talking about having a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Marisa: Me. No contest.
Addie: But it's not supposed to be quick. It's supposed to be long, and memorable.
Kat: And filled with cum.
Eula: I suck dicks while rubbing them with my breasts.
Cassandra: When are we having this contest?
Alinah: After our waiter returns.
Waiter: *Arrives with a tray of food*
Alinah: Speak of the devil, there he is.
Waiter: *Giving the girls their pancakes* And for you. *Gives Alinah her tacos with extra extra beans*
He also gave them their drinks.
Alinah: How many other men are here?
Waiter: Twelve.
Alinah: Can we give them blowjobs?
Waiter: Let me ask them. *Walks away*
Alinah: And now. *Eating her beans*
Stephanie: What's with all those beans?
Eula: You'll see.
Waiter: *Walks back with the other twelve waiters* What was it 你 wanted?
Alinah: Can me, and these twelve girls give 你 blowjobs? *Farts*
Waiter: Yes.
Stephanie: I guess I can't talk my way out of this.
Cassandra: Nope.
Kat: Not like the last contest.
Upstairs, the thirteen men, and the thirteen girls were preparing for the contest. Each man had a stopwatch to time the girls.
Men: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Alinah: *Sucking a man's dick, as she farts loudly. She has her eyes closed, and is pushing hard to make her fart last as long as possible*
Man 13: *Cums in Alinah's mouth* Five seconds.
Marisa & Kat: *Getting filled with cum in their mouths. There is so much cum that some of it goes onto their breasts*
Men: Six seconds.
Stephanie: *Sucking a dick while jerking it. She too gets covered in cum, but blushes nervously*
Marisa: Whoa!
Alinah: Very nice Steph. *Farts*
Stephanie: I just wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Man 4: Well, 你 did. Your time is seven seconds. Call me again if 你 want to do 更多 of that.
Stephanie: That won't be necessary.
After five minutes.
Molly: 你 knew I was going to suggest a blowjob contest. That's why 你 ordered all those beans.
Alinah: No. I was going to have sex with him either way.
Masuke: Nevertheless, that was the quickest blowjob I have ever seen. Too bad 你 didn't get as much cum as the others.
Alinah: I was especially surprised with Stephanie. She got 更多 than the rest of us, and she doesn't even like sex.
Theresa: Well, one thing's for sure. For a girl that doesn't like sex, she's a pro.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts louder*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have 你 in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 5, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let 你 know what'll happen in the 下一个 episode.
Fat Pat: 下一个 up in 你 Smell Like Shit.
Shirtless Shane: Alinah does what she does best.
Fat Pat: If 你 don't know what that is, you're lucky. We know, and we don't want to.
Episode 5: Blowjob!
Molly: *Walking with Theresa, and Masuke*
Veronica: *Sitting with Nicole, and Alinah*
Alinah: *Sees Molly walk into the 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 with Theresa, and Masuke* Finally.
Nicole: Where have 你 been?
Theresa: Buying clothes.
Masuke: And banging men.
Molly: I masturbated on a cat.
The other girls gave Molly an odd look.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: Wait until 你 get your 食物 to do that.
Veronica: I already ate some sushi before joining you. Besides, *Farts as she continues to talk* 你 shouldn't tell me how to do things.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are 你 ladies ready to order?
Masuke: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Molly: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Theresa: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with milk.
Nicole: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with 浓情巧克力 milk.
Veronica: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with 橙子, 橙色 juice.
Alinah: I'll take two tacos with extra beans, and 浓情巧克力 milk.
Waiter: *Writing down the orders* Extra beans, huh?
Alinah: Make that, extra extra beans.
Waiter: Coming up.
Alinah: I want to suck his dick.
Veronica: I wonder how many other waiters are here.
Molly: We should have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Masuke: Good idea.
Just then, Cassandra and her 老友记 came into the diner.
Masuke: Cassandra, good to see you. We were just talking about having a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Marisa: Me. No contest.
Addie: But it's not supposed to be quick. It's supposed to be long, and memorable.
Kat: And filled with cum.
Eula: I suck dicks while rubbing them with my breasts.
Cassandra: When are we having this contest?
Alinah: After our waiter returns.
Waiter: *Arrives with a tray of food*
Alinah: Speak of the devil, there he is.
Waiter: *Giving the girls their pancakes* And for you. *Gives Alinah her tacos with extra extra beans*
He also gave them their drinks.
Alinah: How many other men are here?
Waiter: Twelve.
Alinah: Can we give them blowjobs?
Waiter: Let me ask them. *Walks away*
Alinah: And now. *Eating her beans*
Stephanie: What's with all those beans?
Eula: You'll see.
Waiter: *Walks back with the other twelve waiters* What was it 你 wanted?
Alinah: Can me, and these twelve girls give 你 blowjobs? *Farts*
Waiter: Yes.
Stephanie: I guess I can't talk my way out of this.
Cassandra: Nope.
Kat: Not like the last contest.
Upstairs, the thirteen men, and the thirteen girls were preparing for the contest. Each man had a stopwatch to time the girls.
Men: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Alinah: *Sucking a man's dick, as she farts loudly. She has her eyes closed, and is pushing hard to make her fart last as long as possible*
Man 13: *Cums in Alinah's mouth* Five seconds.
Marisa & Kat: *Getting filled with cum in their mouths. There is so much cum that some of it goes onto their breasts*
Men: Six seconds.
Stephanie: *Sucking a dick while jerking it. She too gets covered in cum, but blushes nervously*
Marisa: Whoa!
Alinah: Very nice Steph. *Farts*
Stephanie: I just wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Man 4: Well, 你 did. Your time is seven seconds. Call me again if 你 want to do 更多 of that.
Stephanie: That won't be necessary.
After five minutes.
Molly: 你 knew I was going to suggest a blowjob contest. That's why 你 ordered all those beans.
Alinah: No. I was going to have sex with him either way.
Masuke: Nevertheless, that was the quickest blowjob I have ever seen. Too bad 你 didn't get as much cum as the others.
Alinah: I was especially surprised with Stephanie. She got 更多 than the rest of us, and she doesn't even like sex.
Theresa: Well, one thing's for sure. For a girl that doesn't like sex, she's a pro.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts louder*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have 你 in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 5, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let 你 know what'll happen in the 下一个 episode.
Fat Pat: 下一个 up in 你 Smell Like Shit.
Shirtless Shane: Alinah does what she does best.
Fat Pat: If 你 don't know what that is, you're lucky. We know, and we don't want to.