I have a confession to make. This may startle you. Please brace yourself. Here it goes...

I hate Rick Grimes.

There, I 说 it. It feels so good to finally get that off my chest.

Just kidding. Those of 你 who have encountered me before in the spot are probably already aware of my Rick issues. I spend the majority of his scenes rolling my eyes, fuming, 或者 grumbling "nobody cares, Prick". This 文章 contains 13 characters that we know very little about, who appeared in less than 5 episodes, and were still 更多 interesting for me to watch than our righteous hero. Let's get on with it, eh?

DAVE
This is clearly influenced 由 my 爱情 of Michael Raymond-James, but I was 更多 excited about his 7 分钟 of screentime than I ever was for Rick. In 5 whole seasons.



MARTIN
Again, probably influenced 由 the actor, 'cause I'd recently decided I really liked Chris Coy in another 显示 when he showed up in TWD. Cannibal Creep, as I somewhat affectionately refer to him as, is a mystery. We know he's with the Terminators, and that he eats people, and that he wanted The Sacred Grimes Family Hat. Terminus was so hyped, I was really disappointed when they were all offed so soon.



RANDALL
Randall really got a raw deal out of TWD. Impaled on a fence and abandoned 由 his group, smacked around and sentenced to death 由 the our group. 3 years and countless re-watches later, I still can't decide if he would've fit in to Atlanta group and been an asset, 或者 led his people back to the farm for a bloody takeover. I've spent way too much time thinking about this.



ALISHA
Well, we know Alisha likes weapons and Tara. I also like weapons and Tara, so she was off to a good start. There has to be 更多 to you, Alisha! (Alisha is credited for 4 episodes, but I think half of that's just archive footage 或者 her corpse.)



JIM
Jim was an early favorite, so I really should've known he wouldn't last the season. As sad as it was, at least we got to know a little about his pre-TWD life before he died. I wonder if Walker Jim is still out there... I'll trade Rick for him!



ANA & SAM
Look at this adorable little blonde 企鹅 and his sweet lady friend. Imagine the fun they would've had babysitting Judith!



GUILLERMO & FELIPE
The nursing 首页 reveal is still one of the most pleasantly surprising moments ever in TWD. I hate that they got wiped out, and that we only got to spend a few 分钟 with these awesome guys. (And Abuela!)



PETE & MITCH
Blah, blah, cast-stalking problem, blah. Kirk Acevedo was in my 最喜爱的 显示 ever, so I was very excited to see him pop up in TWD. Even though his character was a total asshole. Still enjoyed his scenes 更多 than Rick's. Pete was cool too, for a good guy!



ZACH
Raise your hand if 你 were 更多 upset over his death than Beth was. *raises hand* Another classic case of Actor I 爱情 Meets Grisly Death After One Episode.



MARY
Yep, even Creepy Cannibal Lady is 冷却器 than Rick. We got a glimpse of the unpleasantness that caused Terminus to turn to people-eatin', but I would've liked to know 更多 about her too. Who was she before? Why won't she fix her damn hair? Does she prefer regular 或者 extra crispy?