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posted by DelenaLove1
Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, 或者 I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call 你 later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is 或者 I’m...
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Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an 苹果 hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You 说 移动 on
Where do I go
I guess 秒 best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of 你
What 你 would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard 糖果
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You 说 there's
Tons of 鱼 in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...
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Klaus walked over the street, dialing a number. He looked furious as he held his phone against his ear.
Rebekah’s phone buzzed and she rolled her eyes when she recognized her caller.
“Nik, what?" she asked annoyed.
“Funny, I was about to ask 你 the same question” Klaus replied. “I can’t find Tyler anywhere. Do 你 know where he is?”
“No, Klaus, I don’t know where your little 婊子, 子 is” Rebekah replied. “Now, for once in your life, do as I say and stay inside. Lock the doors and the windows and watch American Horror Story 或者 something”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that,...
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Tyler left his house and saw Veronica standing on the doorstep. He was surprised to see her, but acted it was pleasant.
“Hey, I didn’t expect to see 你 here” he 说 as he walked to her. He gave her a 吻乐队(Kiss) on the lips and though she didn’t turn away, he could still feel her abstention. “Something wrong?” he asked suspicious.
Veronica didn’t answer.
“Walk with me?” she simply requested and she started walking, Tyler 下一个 to her. “I’ve been thinking” she started after a few 分钟 of quietly walking. “You’re a high school kid and I’m 23 years old and I know that’s...
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The 下一个 morning

Damon and Elena were lying asleep when someone rang the bell. Elena was fast asleep, so Damon sneaked out of 床, 床上 and put on his pants from the 日 before.
“Hurry up, Damon. 你 don’t want her to bleed to death, do you?”
Damon groaned as he recognized Rebekah’s voice. He walked to the door and opened it and Katherine fell in his arms. She was bleeding from her neck and Damon looked up shocked at the blonde Original, who smirked at him.
“What happened to her?” Damon wanted to know.
“I happened” Elijah answered, stepping forward. “Can we come in?”
“No!” Damon 说 rude.
“I was merely being polite. Of course we can come in. This house is being hosted 由 vampires, whom cannot possible deny the admission to an Original. So, why don’t 你 step aside? We’ve got things to do, plans to make, wars to prepare” Elijah 说 as he walked past Damon.
The sun rays shone through the curtains and illuminated Elena’s face. She slowly opened her eyes and brought her hand to her head. She threw off the sheets and swung her legs over the edge off the bed.
She frowned and rubbed over her arms.
“Are 你 cold?” Damon asked, who had woken up as well. He couldn’t see Elena’s face and thus couldn’t know that it wasn’t the temperature in the room that was bothering her. She turned around and Damon flashed to her.
“You’re hurting” he realized worried.
Elena nodded. “Yeah, and I’ll be hurting a lot 更多 since we’re training all...
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Rachel had made up her mind. Stefan was right. It was not right to turn her back on her family. Veronica wasn’t family. Kelsey and Amber were. And they were supernatural, as was she. Taking Veronica’s side would be like denying her nature and it would be an insult to her children. Gabe had made her a prisoner, had forced her to become this. She wouldn’t let anyone tell her her species had no right to live, that there was no place for them under the sun.
“I’ll do it” she 说 determined. Then, thinking about Veronica if she found out about her betrayal, she felt less confident. “She...
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Rachel paced through her cell, trying to figure out how to get out. Of course that wouldn’t be a problem once the moon was full. Iron bars really wouldn’t hold her back. She could only hope that 由 that time the building was empty and there would be no…overachievers left. That 或者 she could hope for a miracle.
She got the latter in the shape of…
“Stefan” Rachel sighed.
“You don’t sound too happy to see me” Stefan noticed. “I didn’t realize 你 were so comfy in here. 你 know what, I’m just going to go, so 你 can continue making yourself at home”
He started turning around,...
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Katherine was standing in front of Ric’s loft. She was practicing her speech and gathering her courage.
“Come on, Katherine” she told herself. “Just go in there and tell him 你 爱情 him” She pushed the latch down and entered.
“Stefan?” she called.
“I’m in here” Stefan replied from out of the living room. Katherine walked further into the room. Stefan was standing against the closet. He was alone. “I didn’t expect you, but I’m glad you’re here”
“Really?” Katherine asked hopeful. She couched to restore herself. “There’s something I have to tell you”
“Funny,...
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The 下一个 morning.
A buzzing sound, coming from Caroline’s pedestal cupboard woke her up and she opened her eyes. She took her phone and opened it. She had received a message from an unknown person.
“I know what 你 are and we will destroy you” she read aloud. She swung her legs off the 床, 床上 and searched for her ring. When she had found it she put it on and walked to the window. She shoved the curtain and stared outside.
The sky was grey. It seemed like it was going to rain.
Caroline opened the window and climbed over the edge.
“Game on, bitch” she mumbled, before she jumped and landed gracefully on the pavers.
“What the hell are 你 doing here?” he asked shaking.
“I’m just paying Elena a visit” Katherine 说 casual. “That’s all”
“How dare 你 come around here?” Damon said. “After what 你 did? 你 attacked Elena, 你 almost got me killed”
“I tried to convince 你 to drink blood, but Rebekah compelled you” Katherine tried to explain. “Which is why I told 你 你 have to drink vervain again”
“I want 你 gone” Damon 说 threatening. “I want 你 out of our lives, for good”
Katherine shook her head. “You need me, Damon”
“No, I don’t” Damon disagreed. “I...
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Stefan and Rebekah were driving. They had stopped to get their selves a late night snack and now they were on their way home.
“Can 你 try and call Damon for me, please?” Stefan asked, his eyes on the road. Rebekah conjured her phone and dialed Damon’s number, which Stefan had 给 her.
“Goes straight to voicemail” Rebekah said. She turned to Stefan. “I’m sure he’ll be okay. He’s got that boy looking out for him”
Stefan shook his head. “Derek’s just a teenager. Damon was in no good shape when I last saw him. I think he might be really sick”
“Then let’s go check on...
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“I have to go to him” Elena 说 agitated. She got out of 床, 床上 and wanted to walk to the door when Katherine grabbed her 由 her upper arms.
“You can’t leave now” she said.
“Why not?” Elena asked angry. “He might die if I stay here. I should’ve listened to Derek”
“Elena, they won’t let 你 go” Katherine said. She looked at Elena. “Give me your clothes” she ordered.
“What?” Elena asked confused.
“Give me your clothes, then I will give 你 mine” Katherine insisted.
“You’re willing to stay the night here so I can go see Damon?” Elena asked with raised eyebrows....
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Hi everyone I am 写作 this 文章 to let everyone know that we do not need to fight 或者 argue over who gets to be with Elena. I know that there has been rants over Delena 或者 Stelena but we need to be grown ups about it and stop poking fun of eachothers teams. I will admit that I am a Damon and Elena 粉丝 but I don't like to rub it in other people's faces that they belong together. I will be brutally honest that I was like that from season 1-2. I wanted Elena with Damon and I kept poking fun at Stelena fans. But then I realized that it is just a 显示 and that none of it is real. It really...
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Tyler opened his eyes and gasped for air. The night was slowly giving in to the 日 and Tyler was still tied onto that chair.
“Good morning, sunshine” Klaus said, who was sitting in front of him in Indian style. He had a small flask in his left hand. “I hope you’re hungry”
“Can’t 你 just let me go already?” Tyler said, who was having trouble breathing. Blood came streaming from his eyes. What was wrong?
“I can’t let 你 go” Klaus said. “Not before 你 had breakfast” He continued, waving the flask. He scribbled up and opened the flask.
Tyler pressed his lips together, but Klaus easily separated them and poured the blood that was in the flask into his mouth.
“Now 你 won’t be so eager to run off, now will you?” Klaus 说 as he untied Tyler.
Bonnie was sitting on Caroline’s bed, looking at pictures of her, Caroline and Elena. “Those were good times” she sighed. She looked up. “You think I can ever get it back again?” she asked. Caroline was sitting at her desk. “I really don’t know, Bonnie. Maybe in time” she 说 not very convincing.
“I can try to say I’m sorry” Bonnie tried. “I can go to Elena and apologize” Caroline shook her head. “Not a good idea. Elena is not in the mood to see you”
“Oh, well, then maybe I can try Damon?” Bonnie said. “If he’s the reason 你 guys found me, there must be...
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Caroline and Tyler were sitting at the table. Caroline was taxing. “I’ve been trying to call Bonnie all day. Do 你 have any idea where she could be?” Tyler didn’t answer and so Caroline looked up, seeing him staring at the red-haired girl that was walking out the bar. Caroline pushed Tyler’s arm and he looked back front. “What?” he asked pulling his shoulders.
“I asked if 你 knew where Bonnie is” she 说 a little grumpy, though Tyler not responding right away was not the reason for her sudden change of mood.
“No” Tyler said. “I thought 你 说 she was on a vacation...
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Police cars were parked in front of the hospital in such way they wouldn’t block the ambulances driving in.
“I’m going in” sheriff Forbes said. She had been informed about who the target was and knowing Damon’s a vampire she decided it best to have a chat with him herself.
“What the hell?” Elena 说 from inside the car. “What are all these people doing here?”
“They don’t know about Damon” Stefan said. “They must think he’s just some lunatic who’s 迷失 it”
Elena saw how Liz put something in her inside pocket. “She has a stake” she 说 scared. “She’ll try...
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The Salvatore Boarding House
Stefan was sitting in the 长椅, 沙发 between two young women.
“You want to hear a secret?”
The women stared at him as if he was a god and they nodded.
“I’m actually not supposed to be here” Stefan said. “I’m supposed to go find my girlfriend who’s hooking up with my brother. But truth is, I’m emotionally too damaged to function right now. I have to recharge first”
He looked from one girl to the other. “So, what’s the deal with 你 two? You’re some hot lesbian couple?”
“No, we’re friends” the woman on Stefan’s right side said.
“Hmm” Stefan...
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Damon raised his fist to knock the door, but before he could, it was already opened. Bonnie greeted him with a big smile. “Damon” she 说 breathless. “Come in” and she step aside to let him pass. He walked straight ahead and entered the living room. His glance fell on the numerous amount of 茶 lights and he whistled. “Are 你 trying to save energy?” he asked. Bonnie went standing in front of him and stroke his chest with her finger. “I thought I should create some… sphere” She brought her lips to his, but before they came in contact with each other Bonnie pulled away. “Not...
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