Ep.2:"Are 你 worried that all the forest
动物 will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If 你 wanna see me naked, all 你 have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot 更多 in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at 你 and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I 爱情 you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it 更多 than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
2)Each and every time he asks 你 a question,say "that's for me to know and for 你 to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill 你 because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do 你 know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time 你 see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should 显示 你 how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting 你 two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! 你 scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did 你 tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie 说 in a firm voice.
"what do 你 want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting 你 two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! 你 scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did 你 tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie 说 in a firm voice.
"what do 你 want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....