We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching The Secret 圈, 圈子 — for example: If 你 see a bunch of paper strewn around the hall, assume a witch battle went down.
Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Season 1, Episode 3!
1. Why bother putting a tracking device on someone when 你 can just smear your blood all over their face?
2. No one will think you’re weird if 你 stand 由 your locker yelling “lock, unlock” in the middle of a hallway.
3. Bad guys wear leather, good guys where cardigans.
4. Blondes named Cassie are incapable of driving themselves anywhere.
5. Studs “don’t do dances.”
6. Wearing guy-liner doesn’t make 你 gay.
7. 下一个 time 你 want to sit alone in a room talking to a candle, bring a body guard.
8. If 你 experience “flashes of Faye” assume she tried to kill you.
9. Satchels are the new back pack.
10. 下一个 time your dad tells 你 he has a girlfriend, assume he’s an evil henchman.
11. Cabins in the woods make a great place to dump bodies.
12. No one will notice if 你 shove a dead bod into your 树干 during the middle of a school dance.
13. Dances are for nerds.
14. If 你 develop a crush on a taken man, everyone in town will encourage 你 to be the other woman.
15. In Chance Harbor, “school dance” is often mis-interpreted as “dress up as your 最喜爱的 Mad Men character.”
16. Telling someone she looks just like her dead mom is a great conversation starter.
17. All the cool boys dress up like Jason Priestly every day.
18. Denim jackets are not acceptable dance wear attire, we don’t care how “cool” 你 are.
19. When a crazy fisherman is out to kill you, don’t wander the hallways alone.
20. Orphans are double damaged.
**This 文章 was written 由 Mehera Bonner, and was originally 发布 on www.wetpaint.com.**
Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Season 1, Episode 3!
1. Why bother putting a tracking device on someone when 你 can just smear your blood all over their face?
2. No one will think you’re weird if 你 stand 由 your locker yelling “lock, unlock” in the middle of a hallway.
3. Bad guys wear leather, good guys where cardigans.
4. Blondes named Cassie are incapable of driving themselves anywhere.
5. Studs “don’t do dances.”
6. Wearing guy-liner doesn’t make 你 gay.
7. 下一个 time 你 want to sit alone in a room talking to a candle, bring a body guard.
8. If 你 experience “flashes of Faye” assume she tried to kill you.
9. Satchels are the new back pack.
10. 下一个 time your dad tells 你 he has a girlfriend, assume he’s an evil henchman.
11. Cabins in the woods make a great place to dump bodies.
12. No one will notice if 你 shove a dead bod into your 树干 during the middle of a school dance.
13. Dances are for nerds.
14. If 你 develop a crush on a taken man, everyone in town will encourage 你 to be the other woman.
15. In Chance Harbor, “school dance” is often mis-interpreted as “dress up as your 最喜爱的 Mad Men character.”
16. Telling someone she looks just like her dead mom is a great conversation starter.
17. All the cool boys dress up like Jason Priestly every day.
18. Denim jackets are not acceptable dance wear attire, we don’t care how “cool” 你 are.
19. When a crazy fisherman is out to kill you, don’t wander the hallways alone.
20. Orphans are double damaged.
**This 文章 was written 由 Mehera Bonner, and was originally 发布 on www.wetpaint.com.**