posted by Vixie79
There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.
Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!
[And that's where Vancouver is.]
But… before I finish up my story,
你 should know the territories.
There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.
If 你 want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.
And if 你 want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.
And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.
Keep going? No? Ingrates.
Watch this hilarious never-before-seen cold open from The Office season 4, where Michael Scott has a little accident on the toilet.
added by shieldmaiden
This was pretty funny how they introduced the five "families". Makes them sound like the mafia...or the mob. Wonder who's the godfather ;)