Hello all, I've recently been busy and haven't been able to post a new fanfiction in a long time, what with a death in the family and all. But now that that's out of the way, I can finally get back to doing posting new fanfictions again. Anyways, seeing how well I did on my Muppets Go Western fanfiction, I decided to post the 秒 half of it. Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless 摩根 were finally able to 加入 Blind Pew and the rest of the 金牌 raiders. When Blind Pew, Johnny Fiama, Black Dog, Mad Monty, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Clifford, Sweetums, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Sal Minella, Spotted Dick, Crazy Harry, Old Tom, and 天使 Marie got into town,they got off their horses. Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless 摩根 made their way to the blacksmith 商店 where Wayne and Wanda working. Hey! What's the meaning of this? 你 can't just enter without permission! 说 Wanda Quiet lady! This is a stickup! Your 金牌 just got a one-way ticket to my hands! 说 Mad Monty That's no trouble at all. Here 你 go. 说 Wanda, doing her best to feel as least threatened as possible. And what about you? Do 你 have any 金牌 for me to take? asked Mad Monty Why yes I do. 说 Wayne, taking his shoe off and handing Mad Monty his money. Also riding into town was Kermit, who ordered the robbers to stop. What's that green figure riding at a million miles an hour? asked Polly 龙虾 That's the same frog from before. 说 天使 Marie Alright, 你 hooligans, out with you. 说 Kermit And what makes 你 think we should leave? asked Blind Pew Because this deed to the city proves that stealing 金牌 is only legal outside of this city. Anywhere else 你 go, it's considered illegal. 说 Kermit 你 can't just all of a sudden forbid us from wanting to steal gold. We worked hard to steal it. 说 天使 Marie Fair enough. But don't let me catch 你 stealing from Wayne and Wanda again. warned Kermit as he rode off. Beauregard was distraught about the events that went on that week of the money being stolen. Suddenly Beauregard found himself being surrounded 由 Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless 摩根 demanding to give them his gold. Beauregard had no choice but to give up his gold. This is a Muppets Newflash. All over the Wild West, everyone is reportedly getting their 金牌 stolen. 说 The Newsman Who can stop these 金牌 robbing bandits and how long will it continue? asked The Newsman This is terrible. Enough isn't being done about these guys. Someone needs to take action and stop these 金牌 robbing bandits. It's been a week and they still haven't been caught. 说 Kermit I tried to stop them. But they just rode around my road block. 说 Big Tiny Tall Saddle Suddenly, a light bulb went off in Kermit's head. 你 just gave me a great idea! Come on! We need all the supplies we can get to build the world's biggest road block! 说 Kermit But no one ever's built the world's biggest road block! 说 Big Tiny Tall Saddle Until now that is. We are going to make it possible no matter what. 说 Kermit Two hundred and a half pieces of wood later and the world's longest wooden barricade was complete. It kept the entire city 安全 from any further invasions. An 小时 later, after the 金牌 robbers robbed the other city dry, they decided to raid the 下一个 city over where Kermit and Big Tiny were located. They've finally come to take the bait, unaware that they can't get in. 说 Kermit. Kermit also had a backup plan in case the wooden barrier trick failed. He rigged each sack of 金牌 with a sinkhole underneath, where once the 金牌 robbers reach for the gold, they fall in. Sure enough, the 金牌 robbers were able to get underneath the wooden barrier and make their way to the pouches of gold, unaware they were really going to fall right into sinkholes. Sure enough, one 由 one, they all fell in. Hey! Let us out! yelled Blind Pew from below And what makes 你 think i would help 你 out of a hole? asked Kermit Please don't let us stay down here forever. I beg of 你 to make it up to us somehow. 说 Blind Pew. Very well. 说 Kermit. However, as punishment for stealing gold, 你 will serve your time in the old western prison. 说 Kermit. I told 你 this would happen. 说 Uncle Deadly, using his hat to beat on Clueless Morgan. Deadly's right. Because of you, we're back in prison. 说 Mad Monty. This is a Muppet Newsflash. The once quiet city is now 安全 and active again. 说 The Newsman During the following weeks, Kermit made it his duty to return the 金牌 that got stolen to the people who got robbed. He started 由 going to the blacksmith 商店 and giving Wayne and Wanda back their gold. In return, they gave Kermit back his gold. At that very moment, the now imprisoned 金牌 robbers came up with an escape plan. It's simple. We'll go the back way to escape. 说 Mad Monty. Why not just use the front way? asked Blind Pew. Negative. Too risky. 说 Mad Monty. Okay. That'll work. 说 Blind Pew. When the 金牌 robbers were finally on their horses, they discussed their 下一个 plan. Okay so the 金牌 robberies didn't work out. But that's okay. Because i have a new goal in mind. 说 Mad Monty. And what would that be? asked Uncle Deadly Simple. Tying Miss Piggy to a railroad track. 说 Mad Monty. Why that's a brilliant plan. 说 Uncle Deadly. Miss Piggy, dressed in beige cowboy boots, a lavender shirt, and a cowgirl hat was minding her business when suddenly Mad Monty put his hands around her mouth while Clueless 摩根 grabbed her waist. She was kicking and screaming all the way to the railroad tracks. Outside she got a surprise when she saw that Polly Lobster, Crazy Harry, Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, Blind Pew, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, 天使 Marie, Sal Minella, Zippity Zap, Clifford, Johnny Fiama, and Old Tom were also in on the evil deed. How'd it go? asked Polly 龙虾 It was flawlessly executed. 说 Mad Monty. Good. 说 Polly 龙虾 Where in the railroad track should we put her? asked Mad Monty The middle. 说 Polly 龙虾 An 小时 later, Miss Piggy found herself tied to the railroad track. Kermit, Kermit. I have terribly bad news. 说 Sam the Eagle Well then let's hear the bad news. 说 Kermit. I just got this 报道 that the 金牌 robbers got out of jail and they tied Miss Piggy to a railroad track. 说 Sam the Eagle, handing Kermit the newspaper. I'd say you're right. 说 Kermit, after looking it over carefully. We've got to take action to stop them. 说 Sam the Eagle. You're right. I put them in jail and now I'll be the one to return them to jail. 说 Kermit And make them say there? asked Sam the Eagle Well, I can't promise that'll happen. But at least the prison will hold them for the time being. 说 Kermit