Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty 表 at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start 你 off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but 你 can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would 你 like to drink? asked Jacques Roach 草莓 lemonade. 说 Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. 说 Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. 说 Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. 说 Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here 你 go. 你 two enjoy. 说 Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do 你 think of Wayne and Wanda's 爱情 for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better 爱情 story than Twilight. 说 Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure 你 bring back two forks with that. 说 Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would 你 like meat sauce 或者 meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if 你 don't mind. 说 Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. 说 Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a 问题 until after their waiter disappeared into the 厨房 started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. 说 Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our 食物 is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a 秒 person present to eat this sphagetti with me. 说 Wayne You're absolutely right. 说 Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club 下一个 door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on 由 throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. 你 fellas going to stay here all night 或者 what? asked Pops