狮子王

Rumours persist that 迪士尼 intend to film all the old school animated 电影院 as live-action remakes. If a Lion King remake is green lighted, here is how I think they should proceed:

1. Make an adaptation of the musical- with "The Madness of King Scar" intact. That song, along with the "One 由 One" sequence, gives us a touch 更多 detail as to why the Pride Lands went to hell during Scar's time as king. The original movie is kind of like "Fuck you, The Pride Lands are falling because Scar is the bad guy!" whereas the MUSICAL establishes the fact that the hyenas are destroying the Pride Lands....

It's a bright sunny 日 at the jungle as young cub Simba is usually and always the first one up but this time he wakes up being the last one to wake knowing after the death of his father and having to run away there is no one to impress 或者 make proud anymore. Simba gets up and stretches then looks around Simba:" I wonder where Timon and Pumbaa are?" he says talking to himself as he walks going to find his two new best friends. He first looks at the pond where the water of a waterfall ends and is also where they drink, Simba:" not here" he says taking a drink of the water then walking away,...

Queen of the Jungle

Chapter 2 – Jungle Masters

    “I have a special assignment for the three of you. 你 may starve 或者 never come back alive, but it is necessary for warriors, like yourselves, to train yourselves in the harshest of conditions. You’ll have to endure burning, tropical heat, lack of water, and a lack of 食物 supply. If 你 manage to pass, 你 will indeed be deemed as true high-level masters…”

    “That was our order from Shifu, 你 guys. Now, let’s pick up the pace!” yelled 母老虎, 虎妞 to 起重机 and Monkey, who were severely lagging...

As always, the internet is swarming with crazy 爱情 ideas. And the most ridiculous of them all.. Scar X Nala. Okay, Elsa X Hans 或者 something, that's ridiculous, but this is the most ridiculous. Scar can never have a relationship with Nala.

1- Too old
While Scar was an adult, Nala was still a newborn. As the years go by, Nala is growing up and looks the same age as Scar, but Scar is years older than her! We can say that he is like a grandfather 下一个 to Nala. Scar had known Nala since she was a baby.

2- Nala has Simba
Okay, let's say Nala ignores this old age detail and falls in 爱情 with him, but...

Kopa got up and shook his body to life. He bounced over to his mum, Nala, and pressed his paw up against her face in an attempt to awaken her. Her eyes fluttered open and she mumbled something under her breath.
"Mum, can I go out to play?" Kopa put on a cheesy grin,"Pu-leeaasee?"
"Your just like your father"
"So is that a yes?"
"Go ahead, but be careful, because if your anything like your father, I'm sure you'll get yourself into lots of mischief!"
Kopa bounded out of the cave opening and strait down into the grassy Savannah. As he was running through the 草 he saw a big rock which reminded...