First of all if 你 haven't seen the Dumb Ways to Die video, go ahead and watch it now. Just 谷歌 it.
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Set 火, 消防 to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only 食物 as Mockingjay bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia 表演 like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die...
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