Catching 火, 消防 语录

First of all if 你 haven't seen the Dumb Ways to Die video, go ahead and watch it now. Just 谷歌 it.

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Set 火, 消防 to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only 食物 as Mockingjay bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia 表演 like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die...

Here's Parody I wrote ! (:


Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
Or rebeling against president snow,
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games.

I'm goona pick up some arrows and sit on a branch
Stay away from the careers, eat a green plant.
No gamemaker's goona tell me I can't.

Nah,

I will walk around the arena, do nothing at all.
And I know this will anger, the capitol
Cause right now I know im really dull.

Oh yes I 说 it,
I can say it,
Cause Im the mockingjay

Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't...