饥饿游戏 Article: Seneca Crane's 个人资料 Page

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Seneca 起重机个人资料 page

Name: Seneca Crane. Not his beard, but the REAL, HUMAN, Seneca Crane.

Age: 73.

Home: The Capitol.

Current location: In the Gamemakers room.

Interested in: Hunger Games, making deadly mutts, killing tributes, setting trees on fire, setting Katniss on fire, setting 随意 things on fire.

In a relationship: Am committed to the games. Have no need of a wife.

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Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:22AM

Hello, citizens of Panem! It's Seneca 起重机 here, calling for all of 你 to come and participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games!

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:23AM

OMG, Seenacea I wud LuvE to cum!

Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:24AM

Heehee

Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:25AM

Seriously? 你 thought what she 说 was funny? I thought it was sad.

Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:25AM

*shakes head* No, he laughed because she wrote the word 'cum'.

Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:25AM

Heehee

Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:26AM

What does the word 'cum' mean?

Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:26AM

I'll 显示你 at home.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:27AM

Yuck! Disgusting.

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:28AM

Anyway… Write to me here if 你 want to participate!

Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:29AM

I'd 爱情 to participate!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:30AM

Great! Just tell me a bit about yourself.

Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:30AM

Okay… I'm an only child, I'm seventeen, I'm strong and hot and everyone loves me. I don't know why, sometimes I wish people will stop loving me so much! Why wasn't I born just stunningly hot, and had to be born an amazing, beautifully talented girl!

Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:31AM

*cough*Mary-Sue*cough*

Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:31AM

My dad raped me. So I killed him. But then my mother got upset because I killed him, so I brought him back to life. He didn't like me much after that incident. So I killed him again. I killed my mom too. I was very sad. I started slitting my wrists, but it took, like, FOREVER for the blood to dry, so I decided to read a book while my wrists were healing. I'm Goth. I hate preps.

Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:33AM

O.O

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:33AM

GREAT! 你 ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 1,037 HUNGER GAMES!

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:34AM

Im SOO happy fr U, Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt! Lit's form a grup & cum tugethr to the Anger Gems!

Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:35AM

Heehee

Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:36AM

Your 写作 is seriously damaging my brain-cells.

- Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Katniss Everdeen, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair and Seneca 起重机 Like this.

I 爱情 Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:38AM

I'd 爱情 to participate in the hunger games!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:38AM

Great! Tell me about yourself.

I 爱情 Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:40AM

I'm a boy. My name is Bob. I'm a 粉丝 of Bob the Builder. My parents died, I got married, divorced, and I'm a widower. I have eleven kids, most of them from my first marriage.

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:41AM

Excellent! Just… how old are you?

I 爱情 Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:41AM

Fourteen.

Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:42AM

Are 你 kidding me?

I 爱情 Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:42AM

I'm very mature to my age.

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:42AM

你 sure are! And 你 just got accepted to participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games! Congrats!

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM

Mi torn!

Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:43AM

Oh dear god.

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM

Am 17 yeaar uld. I 爱情 gliiiters and sparkes & I kan kiil pepole!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:44AM

That's great! But, do 你 have a sad background story? Something devastating 或者 interesting?

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:45AM

NNNOOOOOO!

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:45AM

...Glimmer roared angrily.

- Katniss Everdeen, Haymitch Abernathy, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, I 爱情 Bob The Builder and Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt Like this.

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:46AM

Really? Nothing serious? No one raped you, 你 didn't discover 你 were a lesbian and was devastated because of it? Nothing?

Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:48AM

Noo, I hd the bast childhud eva!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:49AM

*sigh* then I'm sorry, but you're not what we're looking for.

Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:49AM

Okay, what the hell! Just because she doesn't have a sad, heartbreaking story, then she's not allowed to participate in this games?

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:50AM

…yep, that sounds about right.

Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:51AM

But the Bob's 粉丝 and the crazy girl that decided to read a book while slitting her wrists just made those stuff up! That's so obvious!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:52AM

Maybe so… but they'll make great TV.

Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:53AM

你 guys working on reality shows are sickening me.

- Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Glimmer Loves Glitters, Haymitch Abernathy, Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Katniss Everdeen Like this.

The Green Creature: 6th May 10:54AM

I was abducted 由 aliens!

Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:55AM

SPLENDID! 你 JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:55AM

Humph.

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avrilsmylife OMG so funny

icuSTALKER Omigosh that was hilarious xD my sister was looking at me weird while I laughed XD

Fawniex3 XDDD I was abducted by aliens!!!

marvel-glimmer Hilarious beyond belief!

iluvpeeta123 omg i luv it!

candygirl31518 Hee hee

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the-time-thief LOL!!! WOW!!

katnisseverden seroulsly wat does the word 'cum' mean :l

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