Peeta and Katniss's kids 个人资料 Page

Name: Peeta and Katniss's kids.

Age: Between one to three years old.

Home: With our awesome parents.

Current location: In the garden, playing.

Interested in: Drooling, drinking milk, sleeping and burping.

In a relationship: What is a relationship?

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Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:04PM

O. M. G. I KNEW Katniss loves me too, and here's the proof! We have KIDS! YAY YAY YAY! :D

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:06PM

Is this some kind of a joke?

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:06PM

Katniss, my loaf, look! We're looking at the page of our fantabules kids!

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:07PM

We don't have any kids.

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:08PM

Then how come we're in their 脸谱 page? 脸谱 doesn't lie, Katniss, babe.

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:08PM

Don't call me that. And we never even had sex.

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:09PM

And whose fault was that?

Gale Hawthorne: February 14th 13:12PM

I can't BELIEVE it! 你 have KIDS? What an awful thing to discover on valentine's 日 *sob sob*

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:13PM

THEY ARE NOT OUR KIDS!

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:15PM

Mommy! Daddy!

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:15PM

Oh, for god's sake.

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:17PM

Yes, my sweet little angels? *kiss*

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:18PM

Peeta, stop being such a fool! This is probably just a bored person who has no life that created this page to mess with us!

Gale Hawthorne: February 14th 13:19PM

But who can do such a despicable thing?

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:20PM

Daddy, why is mommy such a b*tch?

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:21PM

EXCUSE ME?

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:21PM

Peeta junior, this was NOT a nice thing to say about your mother! Apologize this instant!

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:22PM

I'm sorry, mommy.

Johanna Mason: February 14th 13:24PM

Wow, Katniss, 你 and Pita sure 移动 fast!

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:25PM

*death glare*

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:25PM

IT'S PEETA! PEETA!

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:26PM

Yay, it's Johanna Mason, our 最喜爱的 aunt!

Gale Hawthorne: February 14th 13:28PM

That'd explain where they heard the word b*tch from.

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:30PM

Johanna, I'd like it if 你 keep your language to a minimum while being in the presence of me and Katniss's kids.

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:31PM

Peeta, SHUT UP ALREADY! THOSE AREN'T OUR KIDS! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:32PM

Come on, Katniss, honey, let's not fight in front of the kids.

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:33PM

*growl*

Peeta Mellark: February 14th 13:33PM

That's better! Good that 你 control your anger :)

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:35PM

Mommy, we discussed it, and we both think 你 need to be nicer to daddy.

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Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:37PM

Okay that's it; who is it? President Snow? Cato? Who the hell is it?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: February 14th 13:38PM

Not me, my little blooming 花 ^^

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: February 14th 13:39PM

Yeah, it's not me either.

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:40PM

Okay, I am calling to every Hunger Games' character ever made to Like this sentence, so that I could see this isn't 你 pretending to be my freaking kids!

- President Snow The Sexy Rooster, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Johanna Mason, Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne, Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Primrose Everdeen, Mrs. Everdeen, The deceased Mr. Everdeen, Rue, Thresh, Clove, Marvel, Glimmer, Buttercup, FoxFace, Cinna, Greasy Sae, Caesar, Haymitch Abernathy, The Morphlings, Boggs, Blight, Plutarch, Woof, Enobaria, Brutus, Atala, Avox girl, Beetee, Wiress, Bonnie, Bristle, Cashmere, Gloss, Castor, Cecelia, Chaff, Claudius, Commander P., Cray, Cressida, Darius, Delly, Effie Trinket, Flavius, Fluvia, Hazelle, Homes, Jackson, Lavinia, Leeg 1&2, Madge, Leevy, Lyme, Mags, Mayor Undersee, Maysilee, Messalla, Mitchel, Mr. Mellark, Mrs. Mellark, Octavia, Paylor, Pollux, Portia, Posy, President Coin, Purnia, Ripper, Romulus, Rory, Seeder, Seneca, Tax, Thom, Tigris, Titus, Twill, Venia and Vick Like this.

Peeta and Katniss's kids: February 14th 13:42PM

Mommy, I need 你 to help me burp.

Katniss Everdeen: February 14th 13:43PM

O.o