A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope 你 do to!
'The 意大利面 Diet'
The 意大利面 Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN 意大利面 DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. 你 walk 意大利面 da bakery.
2... 你 walka 意大利面 da 糖果 store.
3.. 你 walka 意大利面 da Ice Cream shop.
4. 你 walka 意大利面 da 表 and fridge.
你 will lose weight!
AND....
For those of 你 who watch what 你 eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what 你 like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
'The 意大利面 Diet'
The 意大利面 Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN 意大利面 DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. 你 walk 意大利面 da bakery.
2... 你 walka 意大利面 da 糖果 store.
3.. 你 walka 意大利面 da Ice Cream shop.
4. 你 walka 意大利面 da 表 and fridge.
你 will lose weight!
AND....
For those of 你 who watch what 你 eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what 你 like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.