A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope 你 do to!

'The 意大利面 Diet'


The 意大利面 Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN 意大利面 DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. 你 walk 意大利面 da bakery.

2... 你 walka 意大利面 da 糖果 store.

3.. 你 walka 意大利面 da Ice Cream shop.

4. 你 walka 意大利面 da 表 and fridge.

你 will lose weight!

AND....

For those of 你 who watch what 你 eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer 心 attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what 你 like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.