one 日 i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin 接吻 a 鼠, 大鼠 who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.
