Narnia

In The Last Battle, Susan was the only Pevensie that survived the train wreck on Earth which sent the other children to Narnia after the Last Battle. Susan choses not to return to Narnia. Peter says that she is "no longer a friend of Narnia", and (in Jill Pole's words) "she's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick and invitations." Eustace Scrubb says that she said, "What wonderful memories 你 have! Fancy 你 still thinking about all those funny games we used to play when we were children," and Polly Plummer adds, "She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age...

The 秒 installment in the Narnia franchise, adapted from C.S. Lewis 流行的 young-adult 幻想 novels, is slightly darker than THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005), which is not to say that the first film is all sunlight and daffodils. But it does end with the implicit promise that, thanks to the courage and cleverness of the Pevensie siblings, human youngsters who rise to the challenge of righting a world where it's always winter and never Christmas, all wrongs have been righted for the foreseeable future. CASPIAN is predicated on the less comforting notion that the price of freedom...

This is dedicated to Siberian 圣诞节 and Conner, who will be getting married to each other soon! Congrats to both of you!! May God bless 你 in your new life together! :-)

“They could see that it was a tall girl, dressed in a single long 服装 of clear blue which left her arms bare. She was bare-headed and her yellow hair hung down her back. And when they looked at her, they thought they had never before known what beauty meant.” –The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Starlight

He could never clearly describe how he fell in 爱情 with her. It was too wonderfully strange to explain; something...

熊 with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia 粉丝 fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the 粉丝 fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some 粉丝 fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... 你 cant do that online.... 你 can 评论 your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished 阅读 one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian 吻乐队（Kiss） of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who 你 are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case 你 haven't figured it out 由 now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...