The Kids Don’t Know What they Don’t Know
Chapter 2
Meeting the Jasper’s and the Logger’s
My two best friends: Genn and LaShequa. They always had my back. I picked up my phone and texted LaShequa: (abc= me; ABC= LaShequa)
嘿 LaShequa
嘿 GIRL, WHATS UP?
Nothing much. Hangin out. my bro is here. Big surprise!!!
ISNT HE-WHOM-I-WILL-NOT-NAME HIS PARENT?????
Ya, but Mom and I get him every once in a while.
嘿 GENN IS HERE WANNA COME OVA?
Sure.
And with that I was talking to LaShequa and Genn in LaShequa’s purple room. “Well, cucumber is very green. I hate green.” Genn said. we were discussing the pro’s and con’s of veggies. I said, “Carrots improve eyesight!” and LaShequa said, “What?!?”. Then it was 随意 like this:
“Tomato-“
“Tomato is a fruit!”
“It’s still red!”
“Onion is nas-ty!”
“It’s white and green.”
I could tell 你 who 说 what, but it still doesn’t matter. Mr. Harold Logger came into the room. He is LaShequa’s father. I call him Mr. H. Mrs. LeShawna Logger was right behind him. She says just to call her LeShawna. “Hi, Mr. H! Hi LeShawna!” Genn said. I liked LeShawna, and Mr. H was ok, but they were still parents. “Hey kids!” Mr. H said. This is his uncool side. “We gotta go to the store so 你 kids have to leave.” LeShawna said.
“Aww!” we all 说 at once. Then Genn said, “Hey why don’t we go to my house?” We were all instantly on board with the idea, because Mr. and Mrs. Jasper are really cool. Their first names are Geoff and Bridgette. They always play music, have cookies, and constantly throw parties. But I couldn’t go to their house. “Hey guys? My brother is waiting with my stepbrother, Ryan.” I said. Genn said, “Call them and invite them over! I mean, how often will we get to see your brother?” I called, 说 Mr. and Mrs. Jasper, and he interrupted me and said, “We’ll be right there.” “Mrs. J?” I asked. “Yes, Elle?” “Well, my brother and stepbrother are coming over and I was wondering-“ “-if I will bake some fresh cookies?’ Mrs. J finished my sentence. “Yeah! 你 know that your 饼干 rock!” She was in the 厨房 in a flash. Ding-Dong! I answered the door and my brother was there. With the baby of Beast and Perfectionist. “Hello, Ryan. This is my friend Genn’s house. 你 can call her parents Mr. and Mrs. J” I 说 with a bland voice. Dominic shot me a death squint. Since Dominic and Ryan are brothers (well technically he’s my bro too, but I hate him) they gang up on me sometimes. My life is messed up.
A few awesome hours later I was at home. Dominic went to his room, I went to mine. I was on YouTube listening to All-American Rejects when our 钟, 贝尔 rang. My mother and I answered the door. My mind blew up, and mom looked like she would explode.
Guess who?
Chapter 2
Meeting the Jasper’s and the Logger’s
My two best friends: Genn and LaShequa. They always had my back. I picked up my phone and texted LaShequa: (abc= me; ABC= LaShequa)
嘿 LaShequa
嘿 GIRL, WHATS UP?
Nothing much. Hangin out. my bro is here. Big surprise!!!
ISNT HE-WHOM-I-WILL-NOT-NAME HIS PARENT?????
Ya, but Mom and I get him every once in a while.
嘿 GENN IS HERE WANNA COME OVA?
Sure.
And with that I was talking to LaShequa and Genn in LaShequa’s purple room. “Well, cucumber is very green. I hate green.” Genn said. we were discussing the pro’s and con’s of veggies. I said, “Carrots improve eyesight!” and LaShequa said, “What?!?”. Then it was 随意 like this:
“Tomato-“
“Tomato is a fruit!”
“It’s still red!”
“Onion is nas-ty!”
“It’s white and green.”
I could tell 你 who 说 what, but it still doesn’t matter. Mr. Harold Logger came into the room. He is LaShequa’s father. I call him Mr. H. Mrs. LeShawna Logger was right behind him. She says just to call her LeShawna. “Hi, Mr. H! Hi LeShawna!” Genn said. I liked LeShawna, and Mr. H was ok, but they were still parents. “Hey kids!” Mr. H said. This is his uncool side. “We gotta go to the store so 你 kids have to leave.” LeShawna said.
“Aww!” we all 说 at once. Then Genn said, “Hey why don’t we go to my house?” We were all instantly on board with the idea, because Mr. and Mrs. Jasper are really cool. Their first names are Geoff and Bridgette. They always play music, have cookies, and constantly throw parties. But I couldn’t go to their house. “Hey guys? My brother is waiting with my stepbrother, Ryan.” I said. Genn said, “Call them and invite them over! I mean, how often will we get to see your brother?” I called, 说 Mr. and Mrs. Jasper, and he interrupted me and said, “We’ll be right there.” “Mrs. J?” I asked. “Yes, Elle?” “Well, my brother and stepbrother are coming over and I was wondering-“ “-if I will bake some fresh cookies?’ Mrs. J finished my sentence. “Yeah! 你 know that your 饼干 rock!” She was in the 厨房 in a flash. Ding-Dong! I answered the door and my brother was there. With the baby of Beast and Perfectionist. “Hello, Ryan. This is my friend Genn’s house. 你 can call her parents Mr. and Mrs. J” I 说 with a bland voice. Dominic shot me a death squint. Since Dominic and Ryan are brothers (well technically he’s my bro too, but I hate him) they gang up on me sometimes. My life is messed up.
A few awesome hours later I was at home. Dominic went to his room, I went to mine. I was on YouTube listening to All-American Rejects when our 钟, 贝尔 rang. My mother and I answered the door. My mind blew up, and mom looked like she would explode.
Guess who?
