AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - 你 have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. 你 lie a great deal. 你 make the same mistakes repeatedly because 你 are stupid. Everyone thinks 你 are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - 你 have a vivid imagination and often think 你 are being followed 由 the FBI 或者 CIA. 你 have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent 你 for flaunting your power. 你 lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - 你 are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. 你 too are a jerk....
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