The Twelve Days of Toddmas
On the first 日 of Toddmas a barber gave to me a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the 秒 日 of Toddmas a barber gave to me two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the third 日 of Toddmas a barber gave to me three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the fourth 日 of Toddmas a barber gave to me four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the fifth 日 of Toddmas a barber gave to me FIVE SONGS TO SING, four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors,...
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