What's your favourite 语录 from Sweeney Todd?

This one is one of my favourites. I think it's genius! ;)

"The history of the world, my love
Is those below serving those up above!
How gratifying for once to know
That those above will serve those down below!"

[singing]
Sweeney Todd: Alright! You, sir? How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney! 你 sir! Too, sir. Welcome to the grave... I will have vengeance. I will have salvation... Who, sir? 你 sir!No one's in the chair. Come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want 你 bleeders. 你 sir? Anybody? Gentlemen, now don't be shy. Not one man... No, nor ten men... Nor a hundred can assuage me. I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats; In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats... And my Lucy lies in ashes, and I'll never see my girl again. But the work waits! I'm alive at last, and I'm full of joy!


Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, 你 didn't!
[looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it]
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought 你 迷失 your marbles.
[opens the chest again and stares]
Mrs. Lovett: Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well!
[looks through Pirelli's 夹克 before removing his money pouch and examining its contents]
Mrs. Lovett: Well, waste not, want not!
[tucks it into her bodice]

my favourite...

"How aBout aShave?"

The history of the world my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget!
...And life is for the alive my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!

"Im your friend too, Mr. Todd"

Every line from Epiphany and Johanna reprise

"I think we shall not meet again, my little lamb, my sweet.
Goodbye Johanna, your gone and yet your mine, I'm fine, Johanna, i'm fine.
And in that darkness when i'm blind with what i can't forget, it's always morning in my mind, my little lamb, my pet.
ANd though i'll think of you, i guess, until the 日 i die, i think i miss 你 less and less as everyday goes by.
If only 天使 could prevail, we'd be the way we were.

And of course, CITY ON FIRE!

Lucy: 'ey, don't I know you, mister?

Sweeney: And who may it be 说 is your intended, sir?
Turpin: My ward... and pretty as a rosebud.
Sweeney: Pretty as her mother?
Turpin: Wha... what was that?
Sweeney: Nothing, sir. Nothing. May we proceed?

Turpin: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney: With fellow tastes... in women at least.
Turpin: What's that?
Sweeney: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.
Turpin: Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney: Benjamin Barker!

Sweeney: We'll not discriminate great from small. No, we'll serve anyone...
Sweeney, Mrs. Lovett: Meaning... We'll serve anyone, and to anyone at all!

Sweeney: What is this?
Mrs. Lovett: What is this?
Sweeney: Smells like piss.
Mrs. Lovett: Smells like, eww!
Sweeney: Looks like piss.
Mrs. Lovett: I wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear.
Sweeney: This is piss. Piss with ink.

Here's mine,the song Epiphany because it's simply the best and well 说 XD
Sweeney Todd 唱歌 :I had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.
Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush 爱情 hush
I keep telling you, Whats your rush?
Todd: When? Why did I wait?
你 told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell 你 why, Mrs. Lovett, tell 你 why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

No, we all deserve to die
Tell 你 why, Mrs. Lovett, tell 你 why.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! 你 sir, 你 sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
你 sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, 你 sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. waiting. I want 你 bleeders.
你 sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!

Mrs. Lovett: "I'm your friend and you're mine."

Judge Turpin: "Ahhh, such...practices."

Sweeney Todd: "I want 你 bleeders."

I 爱情 every word they say in this movie! XD I could probably recite it all to you, and sing 你 the songs(but I wouldn't put 你 through the torture of hear my voice XD) but these are a couple of my fav's:

Mrs. Lovett: "I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd", "Now your mine", "You're barking mad!", "What Mr. Todd, what Mr. Todd, what is that sound?" "Yes, Mr. Todd, yes Mr. Todd, yes all around" "Then who are we to deny it in here?" "Oh, Mr. Todd. I'm so happy. I could eat 你 up, I really could. 你 know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd? What I dream? If the buisness stays this good. Where I'd really like to go? In a 年 或者 so. Dontcha wanna know?...Do ya really wanna know", "Toby, where are 你 love?..Nothin's gonna harm you...not while I'm around.", "I was only thinkin' of you.", "Can we still be married?" "Oh, Mr. Todd! Oh, Mr. Todd, leave it to me!" "Just keep living it! Really living it!"

Judge Turpin: "Benjamin...barker..."

Toby: "Let me out! Please! Let me out!"

and last but not least....

Sweeney Todd:"They all deserve to die! Even 你 Mrs. Lovett, even I! The lives of the wicked should be made breif! For the rest of us death will be a releif! WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!","What's the sound of the world out there? Those crunching noises pervading the air! It's man devouring man, my dear! And who are we to deny it in here?","Of course...yes..I do.","Anything 你 say","Toby!","Who are you? What are 你 doing here?", "Come for a shave,have 你 lad? Everyone needs a good shave!....Forget my face.","Mrs. Lovett, you're a bloddy wonder, eminentaly practical and yet appropriate as always. As you've 说 repeatedly there's little point in dwelling on the past! Now come here my love! Not a thing to fear my love! What's dead is dead! The history of the world my pet...is learn forgiveness and try to forget!...and life is for the alive my dear! So, let's keep living it! Just keep living it! REALLY LIVING IT!", "There was a barber and his wife..and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife..she was his reason and his life..and she was beautiful, and she was virtuous, and he was......[The End]"

All those are my fav's!That was way 更多 than a 'couple' sorry. XD I have many 更多 that I would rather not type XD otherwise, 你 might end up with the whole movie right here! XD Minus the video XD I 爱情 every word to every song I just didn't type them here. XD My fav. song is Epiphany, my 秒 fav is My Friends. XD and I have one 更多 fav quote! It's my ABSOLUTE favorite! One me and my friend joked about. I 说 I should get it tattooed on my arm:

Sweeney: "How 'bout a shave?"


Gotta 爱情 Johnny/Sweeney <3

when Sweeney is watching at the window and he just say "What?" but he says it like a bark 或者 something it`s really great

Ive got to go with:
Johanna: "Its not polite to come into a lady's room without knocking."
Turpin: Oh, but I see no lady.

Yes I lied 'cos I 爱情 you! I'd be twice the wife she was, I 爱情 you! Could that thing have cared for 你 like me?

"I'll come again when 你 have Judge on the menue!" And I 爱情 all the other lines and songs, but this one particuallary made me laugh the first time I've seen this awsome movie.

"Later on when it's dark, we'll take it to some secret place and burry it."

"I want 你 bleeders."

" Oh, Mr. Todd, *kiss* I'm so happy! *kiss* I could *kiss* eat 你 up I really could, 你 know what I'd like to do Mr. Todd, what I dream, *kiss* If the buisniss saves us good, where I'd really like to go, in a 年 或者 so. Don't 你 wanna know?"
"Of course."
"Do ya really wanna know?"\
"Yes. I do."

At last my arm is complete again!♥

i have 更多 than one! I 爱情 them all! :)

The most amusing quote;

I completely understand.


If you'll indulge me, sir,
what is that exotic aroma?


Me secret, is a touch of ambergris.


Dare I offer 你 something
a tad 更多 appropriate


for a gentleman of your standing?


The ladies will greatly appreciate it, sir.


You're the expert in these matters.


Only take a moment.


Would 你 like a bit of 湾 rum, sir?


湾 朗姆酒 is very bracing.